The Church of Tell It Like It Is

LOL. Kevin Smith, that cellulite-impacted, pushing 50 years old, emotionally STUNTED, arrogant, ENTITLED, WHITE GUY from the Jersey Shore, used his CELEBRITY STATUS  (oooh calm down all you people who actually BOTHERED to graduate college) to springboard his views towards people on the internet who say mean things about his  average-looking offspring. (I know, I know the Kevin Smith mind, that thinks like a seventh grader, will say to itself, in between scratching the thing between its legs: well I’m a BIG movie director, what the hell did YOU do BITCH?!?). Sigh. See, this is how white guys (500 lb white guys in their 20’s) who insult their “girlfriend(s)” by fucking around on them behind their backs (not MEI wouldn’t be caught DEAD with a piece of shit like Kevin Smith!!! but I know TWO chicks who thought the sun rose and set on his FAT, LAZY, CHAIN-SMOKING ass – and that’s how lard ass, chain smoking misogynist ape Kevin likes ’em – all ass kissing, and coming running when he snaps his fingers in between stuffing his face and chain smoking). He TALKS ABOUT these ladies INSULTINGLY on Howard Stern  (calling them mousy, and other condescending things – I mean a fat, ugly, smelly prick like Kevin Smith is ONE to TALK about OTHER PEOPLES’ looks (LOL)). Then he calls Jenny McCarthy “crazy “. Of course!!! When a female on one of HIS movie sets or whatever seventh-grade- mentality activity he’s working on at the time (What is he on now Clerks #26?), isn’t foaming at the mouth in his presence, why, she must be “crazy”. But then, like every arrogant, entitled, lazy, male prick who thinks he’s God’s gift to the human race, he impregnates some desperate broad (“I wanna have a BABY! Even if it is with a 500 pound gorilla who smells like the Staten Island Expressway!”)…ya’ know the thinking these kind of guys have…squirt, squirt ahhh….must suck for you broad I gotta go on the movie set now and go have my fat ass kissed again and not pay the people who my fat ass profits off of. Yep. Another day in arrogant-white-guy land. And no, I’m not a big “star” (oooh ahhh) in Hollywood!!!!! because I’m not one to participate in such immaturity or the tolerating of body odor just so I can appear “cool” to the people I went to high school with. I treat my experiences on the set of lame Kevin Smith projects like the JOKES they were. Kevin just profits off of it so he can feel IMPORTANT. LOL!!!!!  People like Kevin Smith can’t understand this because they always have something to PROVE and it’s ALWAYS about their dick and their ego. Yeah. A real “champion for anti-cyber-bullies” (EVEN funnier) LOL.LOL. (Anybody who kisses up (SLURP SLURP SUCK SUCK) to Bob and Harvey Weinstein?! GOOD LORD.) LOL!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA. And So It Is. AMEN.Unknown-1.jpeg

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God. When will this crap end? Seeing the footage of Pat Smith, mother of Sean Smith- the man killed in Benghazi, go off on Hilary Clinton, spinning Donald Trump (joke) as some hero (joke), made me think: the old white guy NEW YORK misogynist media is once again up to their old tricks. Yeah. I’m talking about the MEN. The MEN who NEVER go through pregnancy, NEVER go through CHILDBIRTH, NEVER have an ounce of empathy for anyone except themselves, their egos and their dicks. The MEN who are continually abusing their power, CAPITALIZING AND PROFITING OFF OF A MOTHER’S PAIN (a PAIN THEY WILL NEVER KNOW) and USING her emotions as FREE content while they stroke their cocks and their egos and make innuendos about having Clinton assassinated.    And then we wonder why Americans are hated around the globe. Think Benghazi was bad? The OLD, NEW YORK WHITE GUY REGIME (PIMPS) will have us bombed in 5 minutes just by Trump opening his STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, RACIST, MISOGYNIST mouth and his old white guy media globally broadcasting his stupidity and 1950’s mentality. Prayers to the world. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.images-6images-5images-7

When certain presidential candidates and their campaigns aren’t running their mouths  and overtly broadcasting their stupidity and plagiarism, the public can relax in the peaceful silence of pursuing happiness – a HEADACHE-FREE happiness. UNLIKE the LAUNDRY LIST of songs used INAPPROPRIATELY for this campaign, it should be a UNIVERSAL LEGAL MANDATE that the first line of the chorus in Hall and Oates’s “Out of Touch”   be played in a continual loop EVERY time this particular presidential candidate speaks and when we have to look at him and his image being broadcast in any form. Wish he was more like GHAZALA KHAN– (nice and QUIET). God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.Unknownimages-4d196245ad58a9ca6e27fc5fca293d691

Straight Outta Queens

Radicalized New Yorkers. Sheer Terror. Born in Queens, New York, USA. Sheer Terror.

“Born down in a dead man’s town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
End up like a dog that’s been beat too much
Till you spend half your life just covering up
Born in the U.S.A., I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A., born in the U.S.A.
Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand……”

-From Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen

God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.images-2

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The world lost its favorite purple icon a few weeks ago. The legendary iconic singer Prince was found unresponsive and died in an elevator at his Paisley Park home. Some say it was hardcore drugs that did the purple one in.  Others say it was the greedy medical profession that killed him. Some allege that he loved doughnuts  while others believe he worshipped other foods. There are those who believe he didn’t eat enough. Whatever the case, Prince did not go unnoticed. Especially after his passing. Many folks have memories of knowing him – even if it was for a few moments. Minerva S., a former movie-extra turned taco truck driver, remembers being in a crowd scene during the filming of the hit movie Purple Rain back in the eighties, where she brushed past Prince for thirty four seconds before they yelled “Cut!” as bodyguards whisked Prince back to his on-set trailer. “He was the nicest guy you ever met in your life”, recalls Minerva, “He didn’t spit in my face, he didn’t step on my foot. I mean, this is a celebrity and he was not rude at all. Amazing!” When asked if there was anything specific she remembers about Prince besides the obvious things, Minerva twists her mouth to the side and nods her head up and down, “Yeah. He was sucking on those purple Pixy Stix.” There are plans for a big memorial service to be taking place in the future. RIP Purple One. And so it is. Amen.

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Delusional Indeed.

Amazing yet not so amazing. Classic, BULLY, old-school white guys who thrive on getting their egos fed and sucking up the spotlight believe that the “mere” female is “delusional” despite contrary evidence. And So It Is. God Bless America. Amen.imagesimages-1Unknown

So. You want to have kids! Yeah! I mean the earth would be deficient if YOUR “PHENOMENAL” GENES weren’t replicated, right? There’s a little more to it than just dumping the semen into the hole, and tossing a ball a few times a month (that’s if you’re the stick-around type of guardian) but SOMETIMES it takes the “we’re SO GREAT we MUST, MUST, MUST BREED” types a few YEARS to fully understand that their “precious offspring/power-struggle PAWN” is actually going to be HIS OR HER OWN PERSON, INDEPENDENT OF the SELF-IMPORTANT, delusional, NARCISSISTIC mammals that brought him or her into this very existence called human life. Uh huh. Enter (drum roll please) CELEBRITY BREEDERS. Oh Yeeeeeaaaaaaah! This international superstar celebrity MADONNA!!! and her international celebrity movie director ex GUY RITCHIE!!!!! (applause! applause! applause!) are feuding over their celebrity offspring and they and the attorneys are saying that it is best to keep him as much out of the spotlight as possible…”  Uhh…..it’s a LITTLE late for that INTERNATIONAL- SPOTLIGHT-SELF-IMPORTANT- CELEBRITY -BREEDER PARENTS. (What are these people thinking when they have kids? Oh. The usual imagesimages-2images-1THEMSELVES!!!!!!!) God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

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