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Odd Behavior? Maybe they WON the LOTTERY

Congregants,

As we pray for prosperity, four people who were working class drones not too long ago, are now walking around with FOUR MILLION BUCKS in their pockets. Have you seen them? If so, please direct them to my blog immediately. I mean immediately. (Did I mention immediately?!?) (see link below).

Praises!!!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/16/americo-lopes-lottery-spending-house-car_n_1353328.html

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Santorum & Sanitarium

What a GLORIOUS SUNDAY!!!

So Rick Santorum wants to BAN hardcore pornography. (see link below). That’s just lovely. I really wish him the BEST of luck. Really. According to him hardcore pornography CONTRIBUTES to misogyny, prostitution, sex trafficking and violence against women. I have news for Mr. Santorum. There are SO MANY OTHER CONTRIBUTORS to misogyny, prostitution, sex trafficking and violence against women, and those CONTRIBUTORS are as follows: men, testosterone, fanatical/fundamentalist religion, sexual molestation by authority figures during  formative yearscapitalism, alcoholism, drug addiction, sadistic natures, anger, stupidity, greedanimality and male privilege to name just a few. So in Mr. Santorum’s attempt at appearing to be a “crusader” (I just might barf), he should stop and review his own view which opposes birth control, and then ask himself if he passes the misogyny litmus test (he gets an “F” in my book). But, then I remember that book by Michael Moore “Stupid White Men” and I already know that will never happen. Have a blessed day!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election-2012/rick-santorum-declares-war-pornography-i-ban-hardcore-porn-elected-president-article-1.1040728

Biblical Names And Contemporary Times

Hey Ya’ll! It’s the Rev. Dr. DK Gemini and I’ve taken the following from Biblical-Baby-Names.com.  According to them, DEBRA & BARACK were LIBERATORS and then DEBRA went and wrote a song about it. (see below) Amen! Have a blessed DAY!

“The Biblical baby name Deborah is Hebrew in origin and it’s meaning is a bee.
Deborah is the name of two women in the Bible. Deborah was the nurse of Rebekah. She accompanied Rebekah after her marriage to Isaac.

Deborah is also the name of a prophetess and a judge of Israel. Deborah with the assistance of Barak organized an army to liberate the people of Israel from subjection by Jabin, the king of Hazor. She wrote “the song of Deborah” in commemoration of this great victory.

Biblical reference for baby name Deborah:
Genesis 24:59; 35:8; Judges 4:5, 6, 9, 14, 21; 5:7
Strong’s concordance H1683

Hey Ya’ll! It’s the Rev. Dr. DK Gemini and I’ve taken the following from Biblical-Baby-Names.com.  According to them, DEBRA & BARACK were LIBERATORS and then DEBRA went and wrote a song about it. (see below) Amen! Have a blessed DAY!

“The Biblical baby name Deborah is Hebrew in origin and it’s meaning is a bee.
Deborah is the name of two women in the Bible. Deborah was the nurse of Rebekah. She accompanied Rebekah after her marriage to Isaac.

Deborah is also the name of a prophetess and a judge of Israel. Deborah with the assistance of Barak organized an army to liberate the people of Israel from subjection by Jabin, the king of Hazor. She wrote “the song of Deborah” in commemoration of this great victory.

Biblical reference for baby name Deborah:
Genesis 24:59; 35:8; Judges 4:5, 6, 9, 14, 21; 5:7
Strong’s concordance H1683

To the Unemployed…..

Hey E’rbody! This here is the Rev. Dr. DK Gemini….with today’s post! I’ve finally gotten the hang of this blog thing. (Be patient. I’m a little slow). Today’s topic is….BEING GRATEFUL. It’s important to be thankful for what we HAVE and for what we DON’T have. The millions, and millions of people out there, who have busted our tails and invested thousands of dollars into post-secondary education for UNEMPLOYMENT can now get down on our knees and PRAISE THE HEAVENS that we don’t have the dreaded SHIFT WORK DISORDER . 

(see link below)

http://www.thewakeupsquad.com/shift-worker-survey-highlights.aspx

But if you should be so UNFORTUNATE to have acquired such a dreadful affliction, my recommendation is to QUIT your shift job, and join the other millions who don’t have jobs as they sleep on the side of the road in their cardboard boxes. Having been a former “shift” worker myself, working and going to school around the clock, I know how DEVASTATING this MEDICAL condition can be. Be sure to ask your doctor: “Doctor, do YOU have SHIFT WORK DISORDER?” And if he or she stares off into space, or collapses right in front of you while falling on the floor, chances are, your own doctor has fallen victim to this horrific disease. Be that the case, RUN and  immediately buy a lottery ticket so that you up your chances of never having to fall prey to your own or your own doctor’s SHIFT WORK DISORDER ever again. That’s all for now. Blessings. :))

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