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Archive for May, 2013

Felons, Teens, and The Double Standard

Question: Why does 18 year old Kaitlyn Hunt run the risk of convicted felon status for allegedly having a relationship with a 15 year old girl while 25-30 year old men rape and sing songs about raping 14 year old girls (and probably boys) and then  when they’re old and ugly and desperate get jobs at Disney and then play the “family values/family man” card (LOL!!!!!!!), play on homosexual hockey teams and try to be the next movie director of the year while simultaneously failing miserably?

(Song about raping 14 year old girl (and done in real life) by Sean Carmody, Phil Allocco, Shane Verdi and Rob Steele

Video of  singing about raping 14 year old girl (and done in real life) by Sean Carmody, Phil Allocco, Shane Verdi and Rob Steele

Answer: White Male Privilege, Closet Homosexuality and the Family Values Facade are what keep our fine nation humming like a well oiled machine. (For the environmentally misogynistic disenfranchised that is).

Peace and Many Blessings.


By Accident or By Design

The United States Healthcare debate continues. While it’s continuing, so is mental illness (have you noticed?). Let’s take Brenda Heist for example. One day, “seemingly”, “out of the blue” (uh huh), she cries in a park and then abandons her kids and husband, with their not knowing where she is for over a decade. Then Kai the Homeless (“Homefree” according to him) Hatchet dude, wanders around the country and ends up allegedly killing some 75 year old pervert attorney who supposedly raped the 24 year old freeloader who was, at that point, FAMOUS for carrying a hatchet around 24/7. (And this attorney got into and graduated law school? Really? If I were that law school, I’d be keeping the alumni records SEALED FOREVER. Duh!!!!!!!) Human beings tend to become DESPERATE when they have LIMITED to NO OPTIONS, or if there are PERCEIVED LIMITATIONS OR LACK OF OPTIONS. It’s clear, that the aforementioned individuals had GREATLY SURPASSED that line of desperation LONG before they ACTED on that desperation. DEPRESSION is REAL everybody. And until we as a nation recognize warning signs and treat it’s symptoms BEFORE they get out of hand, more people will continue to get hurt unnecessarily.  Spay and neuter humans. And so it is. Amen.

Hatchetwielding Hitchhiker

$ In God We Trust $

As Lauryn Hill prepares for her prison stint for allegedly not shelling out her IRS debts, we bury Chris Kelly, the 34 year old half of the multi-selling act Kriss Kross. Now if anybody should be going to prison, it SHOULD be the pervert(s) who exploited those young little boys back in the day, by zooming in on their butts, complete with easy-to-unzip zipper situated on the back of their asses (YUCK!!). And from what I’ve been reading on the web, yeah, the backwards clothing was DEFINITELY symbolic for what allegedly transpired in real life (RIP Chris) (GROSS!!!). But, we here in the US of A, know all too well what really goes down. Take Stephanie Bongiovi for example. Just a few months ago, the daughter of Jon Bon Jovi overdosed on heroin (I mean, it’s gotta be rough being a rich, privileged, blonde haired, blue eyed daughter of a rock star who never has to take out a student loan to get through college). Now prior to her overdosing, countless other young people have overdosed on heroin, and no one really cared. But when you’re rich, white, famous daddy can pull some strings with food addict Chris Christiethen laws get passed IMMEDIATELY so YOU don’t have to go to jail. Once again, God Bless America. Amen.

Lauryn Hill

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