The Church of Tell It Like It Is

Gotta love athletes. They are ALWAYS using their brains. Let’s take Serena Williams for example. According to Ms. Williams the 16 year old rape victims of the Steubenville case should NOT have put themselves in that position. THAT POSITION. And what POSITION is that? Drinking alcohol with other males? Now everybody knows that “THOSE MALES” can’t CONTROL that thing between their legs or their camera phones or cell phones when they DRINK ALCOHOL. Ms. Williams also says that the victims’ parents should have taught them to NOT TAKE DRINKS from OTHER PEOPLE. Well these same kind of parents and victims really need to STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM A CATHOLIC MASS then, and anyone who ever knew or associated with anybody from Catholicism because those OTHER PEOPLE known as PRIESTS are ALWAYS giving the “blood of Christ” (Christ must have been an alcoholic because that “blood” tastes EXACTLY like wine) to other people’s children on a regular and continual basis (not to mention OTHER “GIFTS” (ahem)). She goes on to say that she’s not blaming the girls (NO!), but OTHER people should have known better. Well, here’s what I have to say.  When you have a wide-ish, dimpled butt, if you wear a horizontal striped bathing suit bottom, it makes your butt look even wider. Ms. Williams should NOT have put her butt in that position. Her parents should have taught her NOT to take bathing suit bottoms made for people with smaller, leaner, less cellulite impacted asses. She’s WELL over 16 so there’s NO excuse. Have a Blessed Day!!!! Amen.

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Comments on: "The Booty, The Brain, and The Blood of Christ" (1)

  1. Not even 4 hours have passed and SAINT SERENA has given an APOLOGY. Wouldn’t it be nice if CERTAIN OLD WHITE GUYS WHO RAPE UNDERAGE MINORS AND OTHER TEENAGERS could APOLOGIZE? I really NEED to STOP TRIPPIN’ like that. Must be that DAMN MENTAL ILLNESS again. PRAY FOR ME.

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