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Spay And Neuter Humans Immediately

Attention World! There is a serious epidemic corroding the planet that is more severe, more aggressive, and yes, even more detrimental than the Ebola virus itself. This horrible disease has been plaguing folks for centuries and it seems, especially as of late, that it has become even more HORRIFIC in its latest mutation. The disease I refer to is none other than STUPID ENTITLED WHITE MALE MENTALITY. In its current strain, it insults the collective cerebral system in an extreme form. Advanced medical communities have termed the latest strain of this deadly mutation (this particular one, research has shown, began in Israel, developed in New York City and surrounding boroughs, mutated west, ending up in California) GENE SIMMONS.   Warning Signs of this Disease Include (But are not limited to): 1. Extreme Condescending Presentation of Common Sense That Members of Opposite Genders Have Already Implemented (Though Presenter Thinks It Is a New Concept and Presents As Such in an Attempt to Sound Wise) 2. Fuzzy Disturbing Growth on Top of Head That Looks Like Stale Cotton Candy Dyed Black 3. Random Semen Dumping and Inability To Clean Up Consequences of Such Dumping 4. Countless Plastic Surgeries That Defeat the Purpose of Having Plastic Surgery in the First Place 5. Emitting Antiquated Wisdom Consistent With That of a 1950’s Paradigm for Self Promotion 6. Taking Up Expensive Air Time And Wasting Paper and Natural Resources with Its Creations in Audio, Video, and Print Form People…..get SPAYED and NEUTERED immediately so that the risk of this DISEASE  is minimized to ZERO. (Ladies….100 pound weight gain,twenty seven hours of excruciating labor, vaginal mutilation through childbirth, postpartum, vomiting every morning, no sleep at night….all that WORK and the END RESULT could be another GENE SIMMONS in the next 67 years…..I implore you all….GET SPAYED and NEUTERED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! And so it is. Amen. Gene Simmons Picture     KISS

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Those Great White Males:)

As unarmed teenaged black males are gunned down for blasting loud music or walking home from the convenience store, and female ex-porn stars are fired from teaching (although men WATCH porn, write & sing songs about raping 14 year old girls, but “hey”! “boys will be boys”! wink wink NO skin off THEIR backs) R. Hunter Biden soldiers on successfully in his MANAGING DIRECTOR role after testing positive for having some Colombian Marching Powder in his Ivy League, Yale trained system. His equity firm claims to help ACCELERATE (sniff, sniff) growth. I’ll say! (Now it becomes clear why Joe Biden is always talking about his granddaughters instead). God Bless America. Amen.  

More Pains in the ASS (literally).

Okay all you future Jerry Sandusky Wanna-Bes….take note! It seems American Football has been the symbol of many forms of criminal abuse lately. Most recently Sayreville, New Jersey WAR Memorial High School football players allegedly got the SURPRISE of their lives when older fellow teammates allegedly shouted something like , “Lights out!” and then seemingly proceeded to rape the younger, smaller players up the ass. (Is this training ground to play for the RAMS? Is this how the RAMS got their name?) Just another day in blue collar hell hole New Jersey for ya’. (Sigh.) AS IF this is the only time something like this has ever happened (yawn). But rest assured, this is a GREAT way to break in the next generation of domestic abusers, wife beaters and child abusers that will play for the NFL down the line. One solution that might remedy this ongoing ill of society is to fly in the Palin family, give them some alcohol, and then let Track and Bristol Palin “knock” these rapist types out. But the Palins are probably too busy ice fishing or something. Oh well. God Bless America. Amen.

Happy birthday: The Palin family was at the birthday party of a family friend, and celebrating the birthday of patriarch Todd, when they started a fight with one of Willow's ex-boyfriends, Connor Cleary

 

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Oh Marone.

Big “shocker” today. Italian-American-Fraudsters who’ve capitalized on their greasy, gaudy, stereotypical, low-class, co-dependentquasi-Mafia, tri-state area, family heritage IMAGE (hideous accents and all) are going to……..PRISON. (No Kidding!) Could these stereotypical, ZERO TALENT breeders be ANY more cliche? Teresa and Joe Giudice have CEMENTED the prototype effortlessly just being the complete NEW JERSEY SEWERS that they are. God Bless America. Amen.

Teresa Giudice and Joe Giudice on February 18, 2013

Getty Images/WENNAs the city prepares to open a new, smaller jail next year, administrators must plan for a flood of inmates from the overcrowded old building. - SCOTT ELMQUIST

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