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Archive for January, 2016

“Justifiable” Addiction and Violence

So the spotlight on that ever-so-present subject the GREAT WHITE MALE (that oh-so-special- kind-of-GREAT-WHITE-MALE) has been focused in recent days on Mr. Track Palin who recently socked his girlfriend while brandishing an AR-15 after his alleged “protecting and serving” us in the military (Hey, thanks Track.) . But I guess in Alaska things might be a bit different than living in an urban metropolis, and one might need an AR-15 propped up in the closet – I mean, in between swigs of alcohol and punching one’s s significant other in the face, some might say, the AR-15 is quite necessary…..even “justifiable”! But if it’s his girlfriend using it? (laughter) Then it’s “murder”! But when he’s using it, it’s “protecting and serving”.   (See how this shit works.)imagesimages-2
images-1Let’s take a look at the recent decision of six cops in Cleveland getting firedNone of those cops EVER sipped alcohol a DAY in their lives, right? (LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)….and they never drove drunk EVER, right? (LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Wow. Gotta LOVE it. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

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Oscars Boycott? No Problem….

…I have not been watching these awards shows for the past 10 years regardless of race. You know what else I’ve naturally boycotted my entire life? Football games.(unless I was paid to play a football fan). That’s right! I guess that makes me a BAD American (oh well!). When I saw the movie “Concussion” with the other 4 people in the entire theater, I thought to myself, the movie industry is REALLY getting desperate for subjects in movies nowadays. (I’m going to write a screenplay and call it “Cavity” where the main premise of the film will center around a bubble gum blowing team whose members are all losing their teeth. I’m guessing it won’t be nominated for an Academy Award either. Oh well.) At any rate, Will Smith gets a standing ovation from me because I’d have read that script and would not have been able to keep a straight face no matter how much they’d be paying me. (Will….if “Cavity” gets made (on YOUR DIME) I’ll nominate you like there’s no tomorrow….and we can make a whole series of OBVIOUS titled films with political messages that highlight the STUPIDITY and BLATANT ARROGANCE of American culture…here I have a few: “Rusty Pipe” – a story about the water contamination of low income people in Flint, MI – “Obesity” – the story of Chris Christie stuffing his face – and “Alcoholic” – the story of Sean Penn trying to be a journalist. Lord Help Us. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

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He’s NO Jackie O

If Hilary Clinton becomes the first female US President does this mean that Hill Billy Clinton (that sex addicted pig she calls her husband) will be called the First Man? (Ya’ know, like they’ve called all the presidents’ spouses the First Lady…..Michelle O, Jackie Kennedy/Onasis, Ladybird Johnson etc.) UGH. That is DISGUSTING. He has NO CLASS whatsoever. When Hilary Clinton gets up and runs her mouth about women’s issues and family values it is FAKE CITY TO THE MAXIMUM – she is the ENABLER-IN-DENIAL-QUEENimages-1. Jesus HELP US. This is all just TOO PATHETIC. God bless America. And so it is. Amen.

 

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