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Entitled White Guys & Their Weak Apologies

Oh Jesus. Here we go again! Another has-been, old, white guy making the media rounds with yet another sad and sorry excuse for an “apology”. (Isn’t it always SO timely that these “apologies” ALWAYS happen AFTER the entitled White Guy has either directly or indirectly damaged masses of people’s spirits, some individual’s esteem and in some cases (maybe even many cases) some people’s vaginas, sexual health, mental and emotional well being for life. Howard Stern, who has made his EXTREMELY PROSPEROUS LIVING off of degrading someone ELSE’S daughters, someone ELSE’s sisters, someone ELSE’s female friends, someone ELSE’s mother, etc., NOW all of a sudden, (now that he’s OLD, and his archaic radio show is essentially a platform that went by the way of leg warmers and feathered hair) he is supposedly the “NEW JESUS” repenting for his past (?) sins, with his nearly two decades younger trophy-wife posing by his side. (I bet she’s just doubled over in pain LAUGHING about Howard Stern’s ex wife’s miscarriage. (Isn’t that just “hilarious”?) ) Of course an entitled White Guy with a dick, who NEVER will experience anything like that with HIS body can make ALL the jokes in the world about it with ….get this…$$$REWARDS$$$ included. Let a woman, a black person and/or a minority on any job try that “joke”, and watch that person get canned from employment in a NEW YORK MINUTE. Entitled prick White Guys “mysteriously” get excused, with their enabling door mat females, sycophants and friends gleefully cheering them on (think Melanoma Trump) with that “oh he’s just a guy” pathetic brush off that they always use. (And Stern wants us to believe he’s “Sorry”??? Give us a BREAK !!!!). Moron, entitled White Guy Liam Neeson is another pathetic case. , and this has-been Moby is another one. All these jokers need to do is go back to doing the only thing that any of them is good at – and that’s playing with their dicks. That’s it. You all are old and ugly now, your hey day is over, nobody cares about your half-assed, bullshit apologies. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

A Dog’s Butt Looks Better Than Felicity Huffman’s Face and Soul

When someone is UGLY on the inside, they are automatically UGLY on the outside. Take this hideous, scandalous, leather faced, CRIMINAL – Felicity Huffman. (with really HORRID plastic surgery by the way…seriously Felicity? With all your money that’s the best plastic surgery you could get?!?) Calling this broad a dog would be a compliment. Jesus! It’s amazing the movie cameras still work after filming her! And she’s SO freaking ENTITLED too. Disgusting. Horrible. Pathetic. Hey SAT writers! Add a NEW analogy to the test: Example: spoiled rich entitled LAZY brats are to the elite Hollywood crowd: the aesthetics of Felicity Huffman’s face are to

a) a dog’s anus

b) a bad make up day for Caitlyn Jenner

c) the lead character in the movie Mask

d) ALL OF THE ABOVE. Her face would break every mirror in the prison. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

GROSS! YUCK! (*Warning: Don’t eat while you view this hideous broad’s face- may cause sickness)
Woof! Damn. I thought I was ugly! Compared to her I should be on the cover of Vogue! Woof!

They’re goin’ down, down, down…….

So, “devoted family man” Michael Cohen is going to prison. No kidding. Maybe Michael will be singing that Top 10 “going down, down, down…..” chorus by the now admittedly mentally ill, New Jersey, international superstar Bruce Springsteen, when Michael sits in his cell. Maybe Donald “grab ’em by the pussy” Trump will be singing it too.  God Bless America. And so it is. Amen. 

If Baron Trump Was Christine Blasey Ford

Something to Ponder (Purely Hypothetical): Some drunken frat-boy does to Barron Trump what was done to Christine Blasey-Ford. Years pass by, and that same drunken frat-boy is up for the Supreme Court spot while Barron Trump continues to have a restraining order against his father and still refuses to speak to his “it’s just locker talk” mother. Would that same drunken frat-boy have his Supreme Court nomination withdrawn? Just some food (not beer) for thought. And So It Is. God Bless America. Amen.

Career Over By Playing THE VICTIM in Real Life

Jimmy Bennett is a manipulator. Not only is he a a manipulator, he is also a very stupid, greedy one. Asking for 3.5 million dollars after having sex with someone who shouldn’t have been having sex with him  is showing how greedy he really is.

Was he penetrated? Did he get pregnant? No? Well then guess what. He got PAID for having his dick sucked by someone who should not have been sucking it. He had sex and got PAID $350,000.000 for having sex. He was not penetrated. He did not get pregnant. 

These VICTIMS (REAL VICTIMS) of the Roman Catholic Church WERE penetrated and some WERE impregnated in MANY regions of the world and DID NOT ASK FOR and DID NOT RECEIVE 3.5 million or $350,000 bucks. So little SPOILED GREEDY BRAT Jimmy Bennett; save your money wisely because your career is over and you’ll now be known as a money-obsessed manipulator for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. And So It Is. Amen.

Who Has LESS Rabid Diseases?

…..Wife of Donald “Grab Em By the Pussy” – Having Unprotected Sex With Countless People – Trump, OR a rabid raccoon? I’m going with the raccoon. First of all, the raccoon doesn’t have to COVER UP all his or her adulterous UNPROTECTED sexual encounters. When “wifey mother” Melanoma (she LOOKS like a cancer) Trump USES the “protect MY “precious” son”  routine …… …..then we can think about all the “protection” (puke) of HER “PRECIOUS” (puke again) son when she was DISMISSING her PIG husband’s sexual assault comments  She puts the SLOW in “Slovenian”. Also, have these ANTI-POLITICALLY-CORRECT-ADVOCATES ever thought about all the STD’s (AIDS, HIV, HPV, etc. etc. etc.) they and their COVER UPS have SPREAD over the LAST FEW DECADES? These rabid PIGS and their semen-dumping receptacle “live in denial” WIVES MAKE PEOPLE SICK.  God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

 

 

Dana Loesch’s Husband Never Jerked Off to Porn

Glorified, glamorized, dropped-out-of-college-to-have-a-baby, conservative, Christian-raised, NRA (National RIFLE!!!!! Association) advocate Dana Loesch wants everybody to think her husband (whoever he is – nobody cares) NEVER EVER EVER jerked off to porn or watched young girls get raped on a screen (aka PORN) while his dick got hard. That’s right! “Family Values!”(aka “keep ’em barefoot and pregnant because we just dump semen in a hole and hit the strip club and go to shooting practice” Donald “Grab ’em by the Pussy” is the president y’all) Missouri -schooled, my-kid-will-never-end-up-a-school-shooter-or-get-shot-at-school, mother Dana Loesch SUPPORTS and ADVOCATES for the NRA. (Say “YEEEEE HAAA!!!!!) Well HOW ELSE IS AN UNEDUCATED BREEDER GOING TO GET ON TV AND BECOME A BRAND (Kellyanne CONway did!!!!) ?!?!?!? DUH! God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

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