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Yeah No Kidding.

Hmmmm. Let’s see. The POTUS thinks that “grab ’em by the pussy” is a fun night out. So do MANY, MANY, MANY more (TOO many to list). And So It Is. God Bless America. Amen.

 

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LEAN back.

So this Harrison Garcia  gets 30 Years in prison for essentially doing what “NJ Saint” (ahem.cough, cough) Jon Bon Jovi and his manager did back in the 80’s.

Wow. To be white and male …..

…..and to be so SHELTERED and BABIED in that WHITE, SUBURBAN, New Jersey-Italian-American-Catholic-Sicilian-Mafia-Puppet culture that brainwashes you to believe that only “those” “bad” people are on drugs….and that YOUR offspring  won’t end up like “those” “bad” people. (GASP! Heavens NO!) But that’s what happens when your STAY-AT-HOME-MOTHER-WIFEY, who, LIKE A TRAINED SEAL, SMILES for the camera to make sure everything APPEARS as picture “perfect”, ENABLES, TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK, ENABLES, and then TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK, so that her “family man” (best of luck with the heroin addiction Stephanie), “Soul Kitchen” (ahem.puke.vomit), husband Jon Bon Jovi does whatever MEDIOCRE-talent-rockstars, who, cash in on their magazine-looks and use FAMILY CONNECTIONS to evade criminal punishment do when they’re on the road.

Let’s just hope the Bongiovis (yeah, that’s the originalDSC05296.jpegarticle-2255977-16B8BE45000005DC-142_634x477.jpgUnknown.jpeg spelling) don’t have a lot of rope around their house. God Bless America. And so it is. AMEN.

Melania Gets A Taste of Her Own Healthcare

Comical. That’s what this entitled, enabling, groupie-turned-old-rich-guy’s-“wife”, truly is. This Melania Trump – the same chick-in-stiletto-heels who defends and excuses her “grab ’em by the pussy” husband is going to take issue with Kathy Griffin’s latest stunt .Isn’t it revoltingly humorous that Mrs. Melania Trump wants to use her 11 year old son as some pawn of victimhood when his father is the target of some dark humor YET has NO PROBLEM exposing her “precious” (I’m rolling my eyes) offspring to his father’s MISOGYNY, RACISM, BULLYING, XENOPHOBIA, ISLAMOPHOBIA, SEXISM and GENERAL STUPIDITY. You – Melania Trump –CHOSE to reproduce with that Donald “grab ’em by the pussy” Trump creature, and now expect to get the “mother of the year” award? You want sympathy and to be viewed as nurturing? LOL!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like I said – C-O-M-I-C-A-L. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

Pro-Life Christians Bomb Syria

So Trump ordered airstrikes on Syria with close to 50 Tomahawk missiles to be fired.  Remember folks – this guy Trump who NEVER SERVED IN A WAR even ONE second of his life, gives commands for mass destruction and killing. (He’s PRO-LIFE, remember? It IS funny, in that oh-so-tragic way, isn’t it?) And, he’s a “Christian“. Hilarious. (PS – Hey Kellyanne CONway -please pick the gray pubic hairs out of your crooked teeth as you stand by and support this WAR-MONGERING, SEXUAL ASSAULT endorsing PIG- yeah Mrs. Kellyanne “PRO-LIFE” “WE JUST BOMBED SYRIA” Italian-CATHOLIC CONway). God Bless and HELP America. And so it is. Amen.

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The Many Roles They Serve

So it’s  International Women’s Day. Woo Hoo! “Grab ’em By The Pussy” Trump is still President with his doting, “I-needed-a-Green-Card”, GROUPIE-immigrant, “semen-dumping-RECEPTACLE-child-birthing OBJECT” standing by his side (she’s oftentimes referred to as his “wife”). You know the “wife” (lol) the one EXCUSING his sexual assault banter, and standing in her 8 inch stiletto heels with her plastic posing smile that is befitting to the kind of person she is as her OVER TWO DECADES OLDER (that’s TWO DECADES – when she was born Trump was already old enough to drink and vote) cum-dumping PIG for a husband (say the following with a Slovenian accent “I love crumpled, old,  GERIATRIC cock – it makes my yeast infected pussy wet”) continues to destroy the country.  Standing on the other side of the Orange Pus that is Donald Trump is the New Jersey Bred-Italian-Catholic-Skank more commonly referred to a Kellyanne CONway, an anti-feminist, pro-rape, sycophant who enables, promotes and excuses rapist agendas so that she can get her crooked jawline in front of the white-hot spotlight of the studio cameras at any given New York Old White Guy network that will have her. (Sigh). This is why we have to have folks like the person who has to, get this….TEACH men HOW to NOT be rapists. Oh yeah! It’s that ETCHED into the collective old white male psyche that the only thing females are good for is 1)sucking dick, 2)scrubbing the toilet and 3)birthing their SON!!!!!!!!!!!! (i.e.. The MANY roles THEY (Whew! Thank God I have a dick and NEVER have to endure childbirth, menstruate every month, work a full time job, juggle child rearing responsibilities, get paid seventy five cents to every dollar a semen dumper makes AND CONTINUALLY DEFEND myself against RAPIST MINDED WHITE MALE FILTH as they defund Planned Parenthood. I’m so happy I think I’ll go stroke my cock and go jerk off to a few 12 year old girls getting raped in the porn flick! -the old white male collective logic) SERVE. And So It Is. God Bless America. Amen.

My Name is Beyonce…..

beyonce-2017-grammy-performanceunknownimages……and I have a gold hubcap around my neck. I was driving past the Marcy Projects in Brooklyn the other day and this gold hub cap came flying through the limo window. I said, “Hey! I’ma wear this here!” And the rest is ….HISTORY. And so it is. God Bless America. Amen.

Inauguration Day ’17. (Damn Wind.)

The racist, rapist-minded CLOWN spoke today. Here is what he had to say: “Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh…..duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.” (They need subtitles for his Queens, New York dialect)a4ac04aaee34467a39b7ce1a58664319

 

His fans cheered. His adversaries protested. Hairstylists all over the USA gleefully smiled as they geared up for a four year tenured gig at the White  House confidently assured that this CLOWN’s hair (or LACK thereof) will need CONTINUAL maintenance. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

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