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A Dog’s Butt Looks Better Than Felicity Huffman’s Face and Soul

When someone is UGLY on the inside, they are automatically UGLY on the outside. Take this hideous, scandalous, leather faced, CRIMINAL – Felicity Huffman. (with really HORRID plastic surgery by the way…seriously Felicity? With all your money that’s the best plastic surgery you could get?!?) Calling this broad a dog would be a compliment. Jesus! It’s amazing the movie cameras still work after filming her! And she’s SO freaking ENTITLED too. Disgusting. Horrible. Pathetic. Hey SAT writers! Add a NEW analogy to the test: Example: spoiled rich entitled LAZY brats are to the elite Hollywood crowd: the aesthetics of Felicity Huffman’s face are to

a) a dog’s anus

b) a bad make up day for Caitlyn Jenner

c) the lead character in the movie Mask

d) ALL OF THE ABOVE. Her face would break every mirror in the prison. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

GROSS! YUCK! (*Warning: Don’t eat while you view this hideous broad’s face- may cause sickness)
Woof! Damn. I thought I was ugly! Compared to her I should be on the cover of Vogue! Woof!

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Oscars Boycott? No Problem….

…I have not been watching these awards shows for the past 10 years regardless of race. You know what else I’ve naturally boycotted my entire life? Football games.(unless I was paid to play a football fan). That’s right! I guess that makes me a BAD American (oh well!). When I saw the movie “Concussion” with the other 4 people in the entire theater, I thought to myself, the movie industry is REALLY getting desperate for subjects in movies nowadays. (I’m going to write a screenplay and call it “Cavity” where the main premise of the film will center around a bubble gum blowing team whose members are all losing their teeth. I’m guessing it won’t be nominated for an Academy Award either. Oh well.) At any rate, Will Smith gets a standing ovation from me because I’d have read that script and would not have been able to keep a straight face no matter how much they’d be paying me. (Will….if “Cavity” gets made (on YOUR DIME) I’ll nominate you like there’s no tomorrow….and we can make a whole series of OBVIOUS titled films with political messages that highlight the STUPIDITY and BLATANT ARROGANCE of American culture…here I have a few: “Rusty Pipe” – a story about the water contamination of low income people in Flint, MI – “Obesity” – the story of Chris Christie stuffing his face – and “Alcoholic” – the story of Sean Penn trying to be a journalist. Lord Help Us. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

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