The racist, rapist-minded CLOWN spoke today. Here is what he had to say: “Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh…..duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.” (They need subtitles for his Queens, New York dialect)
His fans cheered. His adversaries protested. Hairstylists all over the USA gleefully smiled as they geared up for a four year tenured gig at the White House confidently assured that this CLOWN’s hair (or LACK thereof) will need CONTINUAL maintenance. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.
…I have not been watching these awards shows for the past 10 years regardless of race. You know what else I’ve naturally boycotted my entire life? Football games.(unless I was paid to play a football fan). That’s right! I guess that makes me a BAD American (oh well!). When I saw the movie “Concussion” with the other 4 people in the entire theater, I thought to myself, the movie industry is REALLY getting desperate for subjects in movies nowadays. (I’m going to write a screenplay and call it “Cavity” where the main premise of the film will center around a bubble gum blowing team whose members are all losing their teeth. I’m guessing it won’t be nominated for an Academy Award either. Oh well.) At any rate, Will Smith gets a standing ovation from me because I’d have read that script and would not have been able to keep a straight face no matter how much they’d be paying me. (Will….if “Cavity” gets made (on YOUR DIME) I’ll nominate you like there’s no tomorrow….and we can make a whole series of OBVIOUS titled films with political messages that highlight the STUPIDITY and BLATANT ARROGANCE of American culture…here I have a few: “Rusty Pipe” – a story about the water contamination of low income people in Flint, MI – “Obesity” – the story of Chris Christie stuffing his face – and “Alcoholic” – the story of Sean Penn trying to be a journalist. Lord Help Us. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.
So famed, has-been rocker Ted Nugent (“Ped” Nugent – remember he likes bangin’ those underaged teen girls and singing pro-rape songs about it “Cat Scratch Fever” – pedophile that he his) is on a new campaign proclaiming that Obama is the reason veterans are committing suicide. This folks, is the BEST COMEDY I’ve read in quite some time. I thought Michelle Bachmann comparing Obama to suicide/homicide pilot Lubitz was hysterical, but Ped – you take the cake. The good news? While Ped is running his mouth and taking time to say stupid things, masses of 15 year old girls can walk the streets in safety for at least 5 minutes and helpless animals will be able to retreat into the deep woods of Michigan without worrying about being blasted to smithereens by this gun-toting moron (at least until he gets done running his mouth, deluding himself into thinking anyone with two brain cells would take his ridiculousness seriously.) These dinosaur white guys are a trip. God help us. And so it is. Amen.
I had better things to do this year than watch The Grammys – like – I counted sheep before I went to bed and thought about painting the wall. Today, all over the web, there’s stuff about Kanye West whining – yet again – about his disappointment with certain Grammy award recipients. (Zzzzzzzz…..Zzzzzzzzzzz…..Zzzzzzzzzzzz). Oh. There was also internet noise of Madonna supposedly strutting around with large groups of young, buff men with costumed horns lifting her in the air – with her fishnet tights and boosted cleavage as per usual – performing too. (Zzzzzzzzz…..zzzzzzzzz…….zzzzzzzzz). Like I said, I had better things to do than watch The Grammys this year. And so it is. Amen.
Big “shocker” today. Italian-American-Fraudsters who’ve capitalized on their greasy, gaudy, stereotypical, low-class, co-dependent, quasi-Mafia, tri-state area, family heritage IMAGE (hideous accents and all) are going to……..PRISON. (No Kidding!) Could these stereotypical, ZERO TALENT breeders be ANY more cliche? Teresa and Joe Giudice have CEMENTED the prototype effortlessly just being the complete NEW JERSEY SEWERS that they are. God Bless America. Amen.