When certain presidential candidates and their campaigns aren’t running their mouths and overtly broadcasting their stupidity and plagiarism, the public can relax in the peaceful silence of pursuing happiness – a HEADACHE-FREE happiness. UNLIKE the LAUNDRY LIST of songs used INAPPROPRIATELY for this campaign, it should be a UNIVERSAL LEGAL MANDATE that the first line of the chorus in Hall and Oates’s “Out of Touch” be played in a continual loop EVERY time this particular presidential candidate speaks and when we have to look at him and his image being broadcast in any form. Wish he was more like GHAZALA KHAN– (nice and QUIET). God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.
So. You want to have kids! Yeah! I mean the earth would be deficient if YOUR “PHENOMENAL” GENES weren’t replicated, right? There’s a little more to it than just dumping the semen into the hole, and tossing a ball a few times a month (that’s if you’re the stick-around type of guardian) but SOMETIMES it takes the “we’re SO GREAT we MUST, MUST, MUST BREED” types a few YEARS to fully understand that their “precious offspring/power-struggle PAWN” is actually going to be HIS OR HER OWN PERSON, INDEPENDENT OF the SELF-IMPORTANT, delusional, NARCISSISTIC mammals that brought him or her into this very existence called human life. Uh huh. Enter (drum roll please) CELEBRITY BREEDERS. Oh Yeeeeeaaaaaaah! This international superstar celebrity MADONNA!!! and her international celebrity movie director ex GUY RITCHIE!!!!! (applause! applause! applause!) are feuding over their celebrity offspring and they and the attorneys are saying that “it is best to keep him as much out of the spotlight as possible…” Uhh…..it’s a LITTLE late for that INTERNATIONAL- SPOTLIGHT-SELF-IMPORTANT- CELEBRITY -BREEDER PARENTS. (What are these people thinking when they have kids? Oh. The usual THEMSELVES!!!!!!!) God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.