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Welcome to the White Man’s Liars Club

images-1Ah. “Success”. Ben Carson has arrived! Yes, yes….posing for the cameras, smiling, waving and of course….writing books…..FICTIONAL books…..where he writes about going to West Point when in reality he did NOT go to West Point. Hey Ben….check out the 10 Commandments…remember…Thou shalt not images-2lie….something such DEVOUT Christians like yourself are supposed to know. But then again, he probably figures that all of those “stupid Americans” wouldn’t even notice. I wonder if Ben Carson was really even a neurosurgeon. Hmmmm. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.


Get Him A Coffee….

…..and some common sense…QUICKLY!!!! Ben Carson seems like a laid back kind of guy ( think a dead possum squashed in the middle of the road kind of “laid back”). When he speaks I feel like someone should hand him a double shot espresso or energy drink….or both. Recently he stated that while a gun was pointed at him long ago in Baltimore, he suggested the armed robber target his aggression towards the cashier. …..instead of himself. What a guy! Ben’s regard for fellow man is so exemplified in his recounting of his experience! Ben also has done his share of victim blaming concerning the recent Umpqua Community College shootings. Let’s not forget that Mr. Carson graduated medical school and made his living….get ready….helping people. (deep breath. sigh.) Yep. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.images-1armed-robbery-criminal-chargesimages

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