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Yeee Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Draw That There Gun Boy!!!!!

Jerry Falwell Jr. got up at the LYNCHburg, VA University known as Liberty University  and declared, in an indirect way, his racist, pro-hatred for “those” “Muslims”. (not radicalized Jihadists (rad-i-cal-ized gee-hod-ists) – that’s TOO many syllables for ol’ Jerry…Yeeeeeee HAAAAAAA!!!!!! Jerry was a-slurrin’ his words the entire time, and didn’t even know whether or not it was legal to take out his blessed, holier-than-thou, weapon of mass destruction fire arm that he evidently keeps glued to his hip 24/7 (in case somebody tries to break into his liquor cabinet or concealed FLASK based on the way he was talking). God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

 

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Welcome to the White Man’s Liars Club

images-1Ah. “Success”. Ben Carson has arrived! Yes, yes….posing for the cameras, smiling, waving and of course….writing books…..FICTIONAL books…..where he writes about going to West Point when in reality he did NOT go to West Point. Hey Ben….check out the 10 Commandments…remember…Thou shalt not images-2lie….something such DEVOUT Christians like yourself are supposed to know. But then again, he probably figures that all of those “stupid Americans” wouldn’t even notice. I wonder if Ben Carson was really even a neurosurgeon. Hmmmm. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

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Kentucky Fried Thinking

This Kim Davis, a government employee, who has a salary funded by American tax paying citizens does not want to issue a marriage license to a gay couple because it goes against her religious beliefs.  Has she read LUKE 6:37 “Do not judge and you will not be judged..” Is she a vegetarian? If not, she has some SERIOUS explaining to do when it comes to the 10 Commandments. Innocent, living creatures under God being MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED to help fuel obesity and line the pockets of irresponsible greed-mongers who care nothing for the environment. That, is the REAL SIN. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.images-2images-1imgres

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Yep He Said It – Convert “Them” or Kill “Them”

Phil Robertson, devout Christian and duck murderer actually said those exact words (“Convert Them or Kill Them“) while being interviewed on the infamous FOX network. Robertson went on to quote the Bible saying those who aren’t for God are for death and evil. (RIP innocent birds flying in the sky). Nothing like the POT calling the KETTLE black. Ever notice how Robertson and ISIL (ISIS) share a SIMILAR mind set AND fashion style? I think they share the SAME stylist. Same script writer too. Just sayin’. And so it is. Amen. donaldduck ISIL Video Screenshot  

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