More Pains in the ASS (literally).
Okay all you future Jerry Sandusky Wanna-Bes….take note! It seems American Football has been the symbol of many forms of criminal abuse lately. Most recently Sayreville, New Jersey WAR Memorial High School football players allegedly got the SURPRISE of their lives when older fellow teammates allegedly shouted something like , “Lights out!” and then seemingly proceeded to rape the younger, smaller players up the ass. (Is this training ground to play for the RAMS? Is this how the RAMS got their name?) Just another day in blue collar hell hole New Jersey for ya’. (Sigh.) AS IF this is the only time something like this has ever happened (yawn). But rest assured, this is a GREAT way to break in the next generation of domestic abusers, wife beaters and child abusers that will play for the NFL down the line. One solution that might remedy this ongoing ill of society is to fly in the Palin family, give them some alcohol, and then let Track and Bristol Palin “knock” these rapist types out. But the Palins are probably too busy ice fishing or something. Oh well. God Bless America. Amen.
Rev. Dr. DK Gemini 