So. You want to have kids! Yeah! I mean the earth would be deficient if YOUR “PHENOMENAL” GENES weren’t replicated, right? There’s a little more to it than just dumping the semen into the hole, and tossing a ball a few times a month (that’s if you’re the stick-around type of guardian) but SOMETIMES it takes the “we’re SO GREAT we MUST, MUST, MUST BREED” types a few YEARS to fully understand that their “precious offspring/power-struggle PAWN” is actually going to be HIS OR HER OWN PERSON, INDEPENDENT OF the SELF-IMPORTANT, delusional, NARCISSISTIC mammals that brought him or her into this very existence called human life. Uh huh. Enter (drum roll please) CELEBRITY BREEDERS. Oh Yeeeeeaaaaaaah! This international superstar celebrity MADONNA!!! and her international celebrity movie director ex GUY RITCHIE!!!!! (applause! applause! applause!) are feuding over their celebrity offspring and they and the attorneys are saying that “it is best to keep him as much out of the spotlight as possible…” Uhh…..it’s a LITTLE late for that INTERNATIONAL- SPOTLIGHT-SELF-IMPORTANT- CELEBRITY -BREEDER PARENTS. (What are these people thinking when they have kids? Oh. The usual THEMSELVES!!!!!!!) God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.
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While millions upon millions of hard-working Americans who have busted their asses to obtain a college education are buried in student loan debt and default, can’t buy homes, can’t start families, can barely afford the basics, OLD RICH WHITE GUY CELEBRITIES who have millions of dollars to throw around are suing non-celebrities because they were called a name. This OVER 65 YEAR OLD James Woods parades around his 20 year old busted for drugs girlfriend and then SUES because he was referred to as a “cocaine addict” via Twitter. Gotta love it. I’m telling you, these sperm dumping ego driven old white guys with too much money would probably commit suicide at 15 years old if they were female being called EVERY name in the book (“slut”, “whore”, “bitch”) via SEVERAL forms of media (RADIO, TV, MOVIES) and then again in person simply walking down the street by 90% of the never-held-accountable males BEHIND the name calling. How WEAK, PATHETIC, and HYPOCRITICAL does an old white guy have to be? Hey Mexicans and Breast Feeding Women.….Let’s SUE Donald Trump now! SMDH. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.