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A Dog’s Butt Looks Better Than Felicity Huffman’s Face and Soul

When someone is UGLY on the inside, they are automatically UGLY on the outside. Take this hideous, scandalous, leather faced, CRIMINAL – Felicity Huffman. (with really HORRID plastic surgery by the way…seriously Felicity? With all your money that’s the best plastic surgery you could get?!?) Calling this broad a dog would be a compliment. Jesus! It’s amazing the movie cameras still work after filming her! And she’s SO freaking ENTITLED too. Disgusting. Horrible. Pathetic. Hey SAT writers! Add a NEW analogy to the test: Example: spoiled rich entitled LAZY brats are to the elite Hollywood crowd: the aesthetics of Felicity Huffman’s face are to

a) a dog’s anus

b) a bad make up day for Caitlyn Jenner

c) the lead character in the movie Mask

d) ALL OF THE ABOVE. Her face would break every mirror in the prison. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

GROSS! YUCK! (*Warning: Don’t eat while you view this hideous broad’s face- may cause sickness)
Woof! Damn. I thought I was ugly! Compared to her I should be on the cover of Vogue! Woof!

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