So. You want to have kids! Yeah! I mean the earth would be deficient if YOUR “PHENOMENAL” GENES weren’t replicated, right? There’s a little more to it than just dumping the semen into the hole, and tossing a ball a few times a month (that’s if you’re the stick-around type of guardian) but SOMETIMES it takes the “we’re SO GREAT we MUST, MUST, MUST BREED” types a few YEARS to fully understand that their “precious offspring/power-struggle PAWN” is actually going to be HIS OR HER OWN PERSON, INDEPENDENT OF the SELF-IMPORTANT, delusional, NARCISSISTIC mammals that brought him or her into this very existence called human life. Uh huh. Enter (drum roll please) CELEBRITY BREEDERS. Oh Yeeeeeaaaaaaah! This international superstar celebrity MADONNA!!! and her international celebrity movie director ex GUY RITCHIE!!!!! (applause! applause! applause!) are feuding over their celebrity offspring and they and the attorneys are saying that “it is best to keep him as much out of the spotlight as possible…” Uhh…..it’s a LITTLE late for that INTERNATIONAL- SPOTLIGHT-SELF-IMPORTANT- CELEBRITY -BREEDER PARENTS. (What are these people thinking when they have kids? Oh. The usual THEMSELVES!!!!!!!) God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.
Posts tagged ‘Custody Battle’
So Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone (AKA “Madonna”!) is concerned about her 15 year old son’s recent behavior. This is the same woman who fronted the MDNA tour – a play on words for the MDMA drug. Start prayin’ Madonna. START PRAYIN’. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.
So this Bill O’Reilly scream-addict says his domestic violence incident is 100% false. Why? Because in the mind of Bill O’Reilly it’s not domestic violence – it’s “You smack that ‘fruitful vine’ BITCH DOWN when she doesn’t OBEY your every command!” – it’s “The bitch isn’t WORSHIPPING ME?!?!?!? (gasp! horror! horror!)” God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.