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The OTHER Terrorism.

First off…PRAYERS TO PARIS. Seriously. But there’s another kind of terrorism that plagues the planet – these ENTITLED, STUPID, ARROGANT, POMPOUS, SEX-ADDICTED, ALCOHOLIC, DRUG ADDICTED, MISOGYNISTIC, AMERICAN MALES who REALLY believe that they are invincible and that nobody will ever get pregnant by them or will ever get a disease by them (even though they fuck 2000 hookers a day with no protection, get dick up the ass every other week, and shoot all kinds of drugs into their systems for the past 30 years and lie about their shitty sexual and alcoholic behavior over and over again and EXPECT everyone to believe their delusions). Now this Charlie Sheen loser is all in the media because he has HIV (Gasp! No! Really?!?!?) I mean, COME ON! Does anybody think he’s the ONLY drug-addicted, semen dumping, lying, pompous, STD infected loser whorring around in the entertainment business?!?! Does anybody think he’s the ONLY drug-addicted, semen dumping, lying, pompous, STD infected loser whorring around in ANY business?!?! These middle aged LOSERS all think that it’s still seventh grade and they can get away with WHATEVER with NO consequences, and all they have to do is lie, and some stupid, co-dependent, desperate idiot will be by their side no matter what. This Sheen creep actually thinks that he’s never infected anybody. Right. People wake the fuck up! Charlie Sheen is like EVERY pompous, sex-addicted, alcoholic, middle aged loser who still thinks the party is going on (while they play the “family man” role and lie their old, wrinkled faces off. Gimme a break.) God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.images-11images-12images-13

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White Male Ivory Tower & Eggshell Thin Ego

While millions upon millions of hard-working Americans who have busted their asses to obtain a college education are buried in student loan debt and default, can’t buy homes, can’t start families, can barely afford the basics, OLD RICH WHITE GUY CELEBRITIES who have millions of dollars to throw around are suing non-celebrities because they were called a name. This OVER 65 YEAR OLD James Woods parades around his 20 year old busted for drugs girlfriend and then SUES because he was referred to as a “cocaine addict” via Twitter. Gotta love it. I’m telling you, these sperm dumping ego driven old white guys with too much money would probably commit suicide at 15 years old if they were female being called EVERY name in the book (“slut”, “whore”, “bitch”) via SEVERAL forms of media (RADIO, TV, MOVIES) and then again in person simply walking down the street by 90% of the never-held-accountable males BEHIND the name calling. How WEAK, PATHETIC, and HYPOCRITICAL does an old white guy have to be? Hey Mexicans and Breast Feeding Women.….Let’s SUE Donald Trump now! SMDH. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

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The actor filed a defamation lawsuit against an individual who replied to Woods' tweets about Barack Obama and Caitlyn Jenner.

Thank You Sharon Osbourne !!!!!!!!!!

Thank you SHARON OSBOURNE for keepin’ it REAL with your latest rant about reality TV singing competitions! UGH! I am SO sick of reality TV singing contests! So boring! So OVER DONE! Speaking of over done…..there’s a NEW REALITY TV SERIES in development now that has a somewhat REFRESHING angle. Instead of American Idol, or America’s Got Talent, or The Voice, this NEW reality show is called THE CLOWN and it focuses on the complexion. You read it right….THE COMPLEXION. The new show, THE CLOWN wants to see if its contestants can really pull the wool over the general public’s eyes. It seeks out some of the most over exposed “talent” that hasn’t had a hit song in over ten years, and has that “talent” compete for the BIG WIN. Ultimately, the “talent” tries to make the general public think that they’re STILL REALLY HIP and RELEVANT,  although they’re  close to 50 years old and still dress like the discount rack at Hot Topic. The pilot show will feature two of the BIGGEST STARS of the 1990’s – Gwen Stefani and Dave Navarro.  Dave and Gwen, who both look REALLY GREAT FOR THEIR AGE (and want EVERYONE TO KNOW IT GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!) will compete in a series of mini-competitions. The total average scores of these mini-competitions will determine the ultimate WINNER. Mini-competitions will include:

1)  Layers of Concealer and Foundation on the Face: Each contestant will turn a corner. The layer of thickness of the foundation that can be seen coming around the corner BEFORE the actual face, will be measured. Whoever has a thicker layer of concealer or foundation wins.

2) The Best Abs: Contestants will lay on the floor with their abdominal muscles exposed. A quarter will be bounced off of the contestants abs. Whoever’s quarter bounces the highest wins.

3) Greatest Dye Job: Contestants will have a clump of their heavily dyed hair measured for amount of treatment and processing in the hair. If there is absolutely NO gray detected, the contestant will receive extra bonus points (remember: contestants MUST be 5 or 6 years away from 50 years old AND have been REALLY POPULAR in 1995)

and last but not least…..

4) Reading Off of the Teleprompter: Contestants will read a heavily scripted prompt that’s written at a sixth grade reading level, with lots of cliche  phrases like – “he’s the king of hip hop” and “she’s really rad!” (and other such phrases used by junior high students from the 1990’s). The contestant who can actually pronounce all the words correctly AND sound like they have an IQ above 4, will gain the most points.

And the BEST part?!?! ABSOLUTELY NO SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Although they may play some Jane’s Addiction and/or No Doubt teasers in and out of commercial breaks….only TIME WILL TELL!)

Gosh, I’m SO EXCITED! Can’t wait! Wonder who will WIN?!? (the prize will be ONE TOUR BUS filled with Estee Lauder’s Snow White foundation – because none of these people use the color of their natural skin tone anyway…and a free day pass to the circus) And so it is! AMEN!

TIP OF THE DAY “MAKEUP”: HOW TO GET MANY FOUNDATION SHADES WITHOUT SPLURGING MONEY?

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