Glorified, glamorized, dropped-out-of-college-to-have-a-baby, conservative, Christian-raised, NRA (National RIFLE!!!!! Association) advocate Dana Loesch wants everybody to think her husband (whoever he is – nobody cares) NEVER EVER EVER jerked off to porn or watched young girls get raped on a screen (aka PORN) while his dick got hard. That’s right! “Family Values!”(aka “keep ’em barefoot and pregnant because we just dump semen in a hole and hit the strip club and go to shooting practice” Donald “Grab ’em by the Pussy” is the president y’all) Missouri -schooled, my-kid-will-never-end-up-a-school-shooter-or-get-shot-at-school, mother Dana Loesch SUPPORTS and ADVOCATES for the NRA. (Say “YEEEEE HAAA!!!!!) Well HOW ELSE IS AN UNEDUCATED BREEDER GOING TO GET ON TV AND BECOME A BRAND (Kellyanne CONway did!!!!) ?!?!?!? DUH! God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.
Posts tagged ‘Family Values’
…..and to be so SHELTERED and BABIED in that WHITE, SUBURBAN, New Jersey-Italian-American-Catholic-Sicilian-Mafia-Puppet culture that brainwashes you to believe that only “those” “bad” people are on drugs….and that YOUR offspring won’t end up like “those” “bad” people. (GASP! Heavens NO!) But that’s what happens when your STAY-AT-HOME-MOTHER-WIFEY, who, LIKE A TRAINED SEAL, SMILES for the camera to make sure everything APPEARS as picture “perfect”, ENABLES, TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK, ENABLES, and then TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK, so that her “family man” (best of luck with the heroin addiction Stephanie), “Soul Kitchen” (ahem.puke.vomit), husband Jon Bon Jovi does whatever MEDIOCRE-talent-rockstars, who, cash in on their magazine-looks and use FAMILY CONNECTIONS to evade criminal punishment do when they’re on the road.
Let’s just hope the Bongiovis (yeah, that’s the original spelling) don’t have a lot of rope around their house. God Bless America. And so it is. AMEN.
Grateful for the tragically hysterical comedy that comes from the minds (and groin areas) of the ever so “evolved” great white males from the tri-state area. (Praise God and the Heavens above I got the HELL out of that New York/New Jersey shit hole). Yep. Trump dropped the “P” word like SO many of the alcoholic, low-class, enabled, babied, entitled, ROMAN CATHOLIC influenced white males and JUST LIKE the rapist-minded alcoholic MCA recording artists managed by Rush Management at the time who, with the help of DJ Gabe (last name – something Italian! The rules don’t apply to me! I’m Italian-American!) BROADCASTED their rapings-in-song (the singer actually rapes teenaged girls (and most likely boys…. in REAL life) over the tri-state area airwaves via ROMAN CATHOLIC University SETON HALL’s WSOU back in the 80’s and 90’s, they (the white male rapist-minded) CONTINUE to hide behind the “family values – I’m such a GREAT dad and husband” BULLSHIT facade as their enabling doormat wives (“I’m a good wifey and mother! My husband threw some metal on my finger and parked his load in my twat! I am SO lucky!!! Those sluts DESERVED to get raped! They were wearing skirts!”) STAND BY THEIR MAN!!! (because co-dependent breeders can’t do anything on their own…Melania, Hilary, etc….all these “good wifey/mother” enablers all BLEND to me.) The ROMAN CATHOLIC EDUCATED K-12 alcoholic enablers are THE WORST. They will defend and protect these semen dumping rapist-minded pigs at EVERY chance. It’s just the way they were raised. ZERO self-esteem. (“I’m only here to BREED and CLEAN THE HOUSE! With a piece of metal on my finger! Lucky me!”) LOL!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!! (And then some of these idiots get divorced. Yeah. Big “surprise”.) Like I said, Praise GOD and the Heavens above I got the hell out of that New York/New Jersey area hell hole and got rid of all the human TRASH that came with it. LOL!!!! God Bless America. And So It Is.
So. You want to have kids! Yeah! I mean the earth would be deficient if YOUR “PHENOMENAL” GENES weren’t replicated, right? There’s a little more to it than just dumping the semen into the hole, and tossing a ball a few times a month (that’s if you’re the stick-around type of guardian) but SOMETIMES it takes the “we’re SO GREAT we MUST, MUST, MUST BREED” types a few YEARS to fully understand that their “precious offspring/power-struggle PAWN” is actually going to be HIS OR HER OWN PERSON, INDEPENDENT OF the SELF-IMPORTANT, delusional, NARCISSISTIC mammals that brought him or her into this very existence called human life. Uh huh. Enter (drum roll please) CELEBRITY BREEDERS. Oh Yeeeeeaaaaaaah! This international superstar celebrity MADONNA!!! and her international celebrity movie director ex GUY RITCHIE!!!!! (applause! applause! applause!) are feuding over their celebrity offspring and they and the attorneys are saying that “it is best to keep him as much out of the spotlight as possible…” Uhh…..it’s a LITTLE late for that INTERNATIONAL- SPOTLIGHT-SELF-IMPORTANT- CELEBRITY -BREEDER PARENTS. (What are these people thinking when they have kids? Oh. The usual THEMSELVES!!!!!!!) God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.
If Hilary Clinton becomes the first female US President does this mean that Hill Billy Clinton (that sex addicted pig she calls her husband) will be called the First Man? (Ya’ know, like they’ve called all the presidents’ spouses the First Lady…..Michelle O, Jackie Kennedy/Onasis, Ladybird Johnson etc.) UGH. That is DISGUSTING. He has NO CLASS whatsoever. When Hilary Clinton gets up and runs her mouth about women’s issues and family values it is FAKE CITY TO THE MAXIMUM – she is the ENABLER-IN-DENIAL-QUEEN. Jesus HELP US. This is all just TOO PATHETIC. God bless America. And so it is. Amen.
So this idiot I was involved with (NO longer. THANK GOD. ALLELUIAH !) couldn’t understand why his baby-mamma HATED his guts and was suing the living be-Jesus out of him despite fact that he called baby-mamma really “nice” names like “V-legs” and completely BLAMED HER for HIS current custody war. His thick,Neanderthal skull seriously believes in the magic, free-sex, no-pregnancy pussy. I asked him this once: So did you have a vasectomy? Did you ever use protection? His response? “Well SHE never got pregnant before.” (Yup. The “logic”. And they gave this guy a college degree. Lord. Help. Us.) Fast forward to yesterday’s disturbing news of the murdered baby Bella Bond.…….this poor baby was brought into this sick world by ANOTHER SEMEN DUMPING, IRRESPONSIBLE NEANDERTHAL with that same “logic” mentioned above. This Joe Amoroso creature deposits his load into a heroin/Class A addicted prostitute, while homeless with no money, then SPLITS, NEVER meets the baby, BUT when CAMERAS are ROLLING….. he
puts on his VICTIM FACE, and BLAMES the baby’s neighbors for her demise. Oh yeah….that “logic” again. And they want to defund Planned Parenthood? God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.
So this Jared Fogle just got busted for raping minors over the past few years (plural) with the help and assistance of being fed more pervert fodder (some that was produced by hidden cameras in clock radios. how “lovely”) by the creep who was running his charity which was designed to “help” children. Isn’t it amazing how some misogynist perverts get caught while others just like them coast and go on to make movies with famous Hollywood directors? Keep in mind, all this went down in good ol’ NEW YORK CITY!!!! (not Mexico, not Afghanistan, not Kenya) and this Jared creep is married with children. And so it is. God Bless America. Amen.
I “love” when people, with upmost sincerity, look at me with a perplexed look on their faces and say, “So Why Don’t You Have Kids?” This particularly irks me when this, in my opinion, BEYOND ridiculous question, comes from the mouth of a clueless white male who never goes through childbirth or pregnancy a day in his life and who has had a stay-at-home “Betty Crocker” type mother – the kind who has never worked outside of the home. (I won’t NAME anybody out on this today especially if they are NOT a celebrity) (even though they THINK they are). So Carly Fiorina doesn’t think everybody in America should get maternity leave. Did you hear that all you parents out there? PRO LIFE advocates (WHATEVER the fuck that means…seriously…I’m cracking up laughing right now) REALLY have this section in their brain that thinks money grows on trees. Their argument? Let the COMPANIES decide. Well, having been FIRED by MORE THAN ONE COMPANY (PLURAL. PLURAL. PLURAL) because I had to attend funeral services or near-death-experience-of-family members (while WHITE MEN discuss PLAYBOY MANSION outings and show pictures of tits on their phones in the CORPORATE environment – 30, 40, 50 year old men not teenagers) I’m really not TRUSTING companies to look out for ANYBODY’s DAMN INTEREST ESPECIALLY the one who is going through childbirth and pregnancy while her counterpart is discussing Playboy Mansion outings and whacking off to tits on his phone. Not to mention the absolute and blatant discrimination of workers in this country who CHOOSE NOT to breed. I mean, it’s ridiculous. And so it is. God Bless America. Amen.
You just gotta “LOVE” inbred, “family values”, breeder types. Goodness, goodness. THANK GOD they are WHITE because if they were black, urban-raised, single-parent, or openly gay, they would actually have to be held accountable to FEDERAL LAWS. But Josh Duggar (the GREAT WHITE MALE that he is) and his supportive, enabling, inbred family (and those who think and act exactly like them) ALWAYS seem to escape the rules that are made for everyone else (“Rape? No. I was just havin’ fun! Pregnancy is the bitch’s problem.”) Breed on Jessa Duggar. Breed on! And so it is. God Bless America. Amen.