Millionaire Jada Pinkett Smith was recently miffed when raunchy, historically-classless, stand-up comicChris Rock insulted her while doing his act on live nationally broadcast television this week at the Academy Awards ceremony. Jada Pinkett Smith’s “family man”, millionaire husband, reacted by approaching the comic and then physically assaulting him, in real time, while cameras were rolling. The seasoned actor, Mr. Jada Pinkett Smith, who has been a paid entertainment professional for the past several decades, proceeded to give an acceptance speech for his first Academy Award.
What, pray tell, was the impetus for Mr. Jada Pinkett Smith’s physical attack on the known insult-comedian?
Bruised feelings over hair loss due to an auto-immune medical condition.
Meanwhile, over in Eastern Europe, thousands of innocent victims are losing much more than their hair.
A homeless, drug-addicted, junkie being interviewed on camera for YouTube recently, described his medical conditions. His thick, curly locks, cascaded down his sleep-deprived face as his hernia-ravaged body slumped over. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.
Glorified, glamorized, dropped-out-of-college-to-have-a-baby, conservative, Christian-raised, NRA (National RIFLE!!!!! Association) advocate Dana Loesch wants everybody to think her husband (whoever he is – nobody cares) NEVER EVER EVER jerked off to porn or watched young girls get raped on a screen (aka PORN) while his dick got hard. That’s right! “Family Values!”(aka “keep ’em barefoot and pregnant because we just dump semen in a hole and hit the strip club and go to shooting practice” Donald “Grab ’em by the Pussy” is the president y’all) Missouri -schooled, my-kid-will-never-end-up-a-school-shooter-or-get-shot-at-school,mother Dana Loesch SUPPORTS and ADVOCATES for the NRA. (Say “YEEEEE HAAA!!!!!) Well HOW ELSE IS AN UNEDUCATED BREEDER GOING TO GET ON TV AND BECOME A BRAND (Kellyanne CONway did!!!!) ?!?!?!? DUH!God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.
…..and to be so SHELTERED and BABIED in that WHITE, SUBURBAN,New Jersey-Italian-American-Catholic-Sicilian-Mafia-Puppet culture that brainwashes you to believe that only “those” “bad” people are on drugs….and that YOUR offspring won’t end up like “those” “bad” people. (GASP! Heavens NO!) But that’s what happens when your STAY-AT-HOME-MOTHER-WIFEY, who, LIKE A TRAINED SEAL, SMILES for the camera to make sure everything APPEARS as picture “perfect”, ENABLES, TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK, ENABLES, and then TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK, so that her “family man” (best of luck with the heroin addiction Stephanie), “Soul Kitchen” (ahem.puke.vomit), husband Jon Bon Jovi does whatever MEDIOCRE-talent-rockstars, who, cash in on their magazine-looks and use FAMILY CONNECTIONS to evade criminal punishment do when they’re on the road.
Let’s just hope the Bongiovis (yeah, that’s the original spelling) don’t have a lot of rope around their house. God Bless America. And so it is. AMEN.
So. You want to have kids! Yeah! I mean the earth would be deficient if YOUR “PHENOMENAL” GENES weren’t replicated, right? There’s a little more to it than just dumping the semen into the hole, and tossing a ball a few times a month (that’s if you’re the stick-around type of guardian) but SOMETIMES it takes the “we’re SO GREAT we MUST, MUST, MUST BREED” types a few YEARS to fully understand that their “precious offspring/power-struggle PAWN” is actually going to be HIS OR HER OWN PERSON, INDEPENDENT OF the SELF-IMPORTANT, delusional, NARCISSISTIC mammals that brought him or her into this very existence called human life. Uh huh. Enter (drum roll please) CELEBRITY BREEDERS. Oh Yeeeeeaaaaaaah! This international superstar celebrity MADONNA!!! and her international celebrity movie director ex GUY RITCHIE!!!!! (applause! applause! applause!) are feuding over their celebrity offspring and they and the attorneys are saying that “it is best to keep him as much out of the spotlight as possible…” Uhh…..it’s a LITTLE late for thatINTERNATIONAL- SPOTLIGHT-SELF-IMPORTANT- CELEBRITY -BREEDER PARENTS. (What are these people thinking when they have kids? Oh. The usual THEMSELVES!!!!!!!) God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.
If Hilary Clinton becomes the first female US President does this mean that Hill Billy Clinton (that sex addicted pig she calls her husband) will be called the First Man? (Ya’ know, like they’ve called all the presidents’ spouses the First Lady…..Michelle O, Jackie Kennedy/Onasis, Ladybird Johnson etc.) UGH. That is DISGUSTING. He has NO CLASS whatsoever. When Hilary Clinton gets up and runs her mouth about women’s issues and family values it is FAKE CITY TO THE MAXIMUM – she is the ENABLER-IN-DENIAL-QUEEN. Jesus HELP US. This is all just TOO PATHETIC. God bless America. And so it is. Amen.
So this idiot I was involved with (NO longer. THANK GOD. ALLELUIAH !) couldn’t understand why his baby-mamma HATED his guts and was suing the living be-Jesus out of him despite fact that he called baby-mamma really “nice” names like “V-legs” and completely BLAMED HER for HIS current custody war. His thick,Neanderthal skull seriously believes in the magic, free-sex, no-pregnancy pussy. I asked him this once: So did you have a vasectomy? Did you ever use protection? His response? “Well SHE never got pregnant before.” (Yup. The “logic”. And they gave this guy a college degree. Lord.Help.Us.) Fast forward to yesterday’s disturbing news of the murdered baby Bella Bond.…….this poor baby was brought into this sick world by ANOTHER SEMEN DUMPING, IRRESPONSIBLE NEANDERTHAL with that same “logic” mentioned above. This Joe Amoroso creature deposits his load into a heroin/Class A addicted prostitute, while homeless with no money, then SPLITS, NEVER meets the baby, BUT when CAMERAS are ROLLING….. he
I “love” when people, with upmost sincerity, look at me with a perplexed look on their faces and say, “So Why Don’t You Have Kids?” This particularly irks me when this, in my opinion, BEYOND ridiculous question, comes from the mouth of a clueless white male who never goes through childbirth or pregnancy a day in his life and who has had a stay-at-home “Betty Crocker” type mother – the kind who has never worked outside of the home. (I won’t NAME anybody out on this today especially if they are NOT a celebrity) (even though they THINK they are). So Carly Fiorina doesn’t think everybody in America should get maternity leave. Did you hear that all you parents out there?PRO LIFE advocates (WHATEVER the fuck that means…seriously…I’m cracking up laughing right now) REALLY have this section in their brain that thinks money grows on trees. Their argument? Let the COMPANIES decide. Well, having been FIRED by MORE THAN ONE COMPANY (PLURAL. PLURAL. PLURAL) because I had to attend funeral services or near-death-experience-of-family members (while WHITE MEN discuss PLAYBOY MANSION outings and show pictures of tits on their phones in the CORPORATE environment – 30, 40, 50 year old men not teenagers) I’m really notTRUSTING companies to look out for ANYBODY’s DAMN INTEREST ESPECIALLY the one who is going through childbirth and pregnancy while her counterpart is discussing Playboy Mansion outings and whacking off to tits on his phone. Not to mention the absolute and blatantdiscrimination of workers in this country who CHOOSE NOT to breed. I mean, it’s ridiculous. And so it is. God Bless America. Amen.
You just gotta “LOVE” inbred, “family values”, breeder types. Goodness, goodness. THANK GOD they are WHITE because if they were black, urban-raised, single-parent, or openly gay, they would actually have to be held accountable to FEDERAL LAWS.But Josh Duggar (the GREAT WHITE MALE that he is) and his supportive, enabling, inbred family (and those who think and act exactly like them) ALWAYS seem to escape the rules that are made for everyone else (“Rape? No. I was just havin’ fun! Pregnancy is the bitch’s problem.”)Breed onJessa Duggar. Breed on! And so it is. God Bless America. Amen.