Glorified, glamorized, dropped-out-of-college-to-have-a-baby, conservative, Christian-raised, NRA (National RIFLE!!!!! Association) advocate Dana Loesch wants everybody to think her husband (whoever he is – nobody cares) NEVER EVER EVER jerked off to porn or watched young girls get raped on a screen (aka PORN) while his dick got hard. That’s right! “Family Values!”(aka “keep ’em barefoot and pregnant because we just dump semen in a hole and hit the strip club and go to shooting practice” Donald “Grab ’em by the Pussy” is the president y’all) Missouri -schooled, my-kid-will-never-end-up-a-school-shooter-or-get-shot-at-school, mother Dana Loesch SUPPORTS and ADVOCATES for the NRA. (Say “YEEEEE HAAA!!!!!) Well HOW ELSE IS AN UNEDUCATED BREEDER GOING TO GET ON TV AND BECOME A BRAND (Kellyanne CONway did!!!!) ?!?!?!? DUH! God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.
Posts tagged ‘Media’
His fans cheered. His adversaries protested. Hairstylists all over the USA gleefully smiled as they geared up for a four year tenured gig at the White House confidently assured that this CLOWN’s hair (or LACK thereof) will need CONTINUAL maintenance. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.
…I have not been watching these awards shows for the past 10 years regardless of race. You know what else I’ve naturally boycotted my entire life? Football games.(unless I was paid to play a football fan). That’s right! I guess that makes me a BAD American (oh well!). When I saw the movie “Concussion” with the other 4 people in the entire theater, I thought to myself, the movie industry is REALLY getting desperate for subjects in movies nowadays. (I’m going to write a screenplay and call it “Cavity” where the main premise of the film will center around a bubble gum blowing team whose members are all losing their teeth. I’m guessing it won’t be nominated for an Academy Award either. Oh well.) At any rate, Will Smith gets a standing ovation from me because I’d have read that script and would not have been able to keep a straight face no matter how much they’d be paying me. (Will….if “Cavity” gets made (on YOUR DIME) I’ll nominate you like there’s no tomorrow….and we can make a whole series of OBVIOUS titled films with political messages that highlight the STUPIDITY and BLATANT ARROGANCE of American culture…here I have a few: “Rusty Pipe” – a story about the water contamination of low income people in Flint, MI – “Obesity” – the story of Chris Christie stuffing his face – and “Alcoholic” – the story of Sean Penn trying to be a journalist. Lord Help Us. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.
So Miley Cyrus, the former Hannah Montana Disney icon was twerking on the MTV Music Awards weeks ago. Why are we still talking about it? Why do we have to hear about what her father has to say? Has anyone else noticed that there are REAL problems in the world? Force fed “interest” “news” stories that I am NOT interested in (or neither are MOST people who have BETTER things to do with their lives than talk about some 20 year old who used the most overused stunt in the book – stripping down to underwear and shaking her ass (GASP!) how “original”) are a complete waste of time and strain on the eyes, ears, and voice. Please media, get something ELSE to put your energies on. We are about to barf. http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=828378