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LEAN back.

So this Harrison Garcia  gets 30 Years in prison for essentially doing what “NJ Saint” (ahem.cough, cough) Jon Bon Jovi and his manager did back in the 80’s.

Wow. To be white and male …..

…..and to be so SHELTERED and BABIED in that WHITE, SUBURBAN, New Jersey-Italian-American-Catholic-Sicilian-Mafia-Puppet culture that brainwashes you to believe that only “those” “bad” people are on drugs….and that YOUR offspring  won’t end up like “those” “bad” people. (GASP! Heavens NO!) But that’s what happens when your STAY-AT-HOME-MOTHER-WIFEY, who, LIKE A TRAINED SEAL, SMILES for the camera to make sure everything APPEARS as picture “perfect”, ENABLES, TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK, ENABLES, and then TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK, so that her “family man” (best of luck with the heroin addiction Stephanie), “Soul Kitchen” (ahem.puke.vomit), husband Jon Bon Jovi does whatever MEDIOCRE-talent-rockstars, who, cash in on their magazine-looks and use FAMILY CONNECTIONS to evade criminal punishment do when they’re on the road.

Let’s just hope the Bongiovis (yeah, that’s the originalDSC05296.jpegarticle-2255977-16B8BE45000005DC-142_634x477.jpgUnknown.jpeg spelling) don’t have a lot of rope around their house. God Bless America. And so it is. AMEN.

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The Many Roles They Serve

So it’s  International Women’s Day. Woo Hoo! “Grab ’em By The Pussy” Trump is still President with his doting, “I-needed-a-Green-Card”, GROUPIE-immigrant, “semen-dumping-RECEPTACLE-child-birthing OBJECT” standing by his side (she’s oftentimes referred to as his “wife”). You know the “wife” (lol) the one EXCUSING his sexual assault banter, and standing in her 8 inch stiletto heels with her plastic posing smile that is befitting to the kind of person she is as her OVER TWO DECADES OLDER (that’s TWO DECADES – when she was born Trump was already old enough to drink and vote) cum-dumping PIG for a husband (say the following with a Slovenian accent “I love crumpled, old,  GERIATRIC cock – it makes my yeast infected pussy wet”) continues to destroy the country.  Standing on the other side of the Orange Pus that is Donald Trump is the New Jersey Bred-Italian-Catholic-Skank more commonly referred to a Kellyanne CONway, an anti-feminist, pro-rape, sycophant who enables, promotes and excuses rapist agendas so that she can get her crooked jawline in front of the white-hot spotlight of the studio cameras at any given New York Old White Guy network that will have her. (Sigh). This is why we have to have folks like the person who has to, get this….TEACH men HOW to NOT be rapists. Oh yeah! It’s that ETCHED into the collective old white male psyche that the only thing females are good for is 1)sucking dick, 2)scrubbing the toilet and 3)birthing their SON!!!!!!!!!!!! (i.e.. The MANY roles THEY (Whew! Thank God I have a dick and NEVER have to endure childbirth, menstruate every month, work a full time job, juggle child rearing responsibilities, get paid seventy five cents to every dollar a semen dumper makes AND CONTINUALLY DEFEND myself against RAPIST MINDED WHITE MALE FILTH as they defund Planned Parenthood. I’m so happy I think I’ll go stroke my cock and go jerk off to a few 12 year old girls getting raped in the porn flick! -the old white male collective logic) SERVE. And So It Is. God Bless America. Amen.

Kellyanne CONway the CONartist

Jesus Christ. Kellyanne Conway, this PRO-RAPE, New Jersey-Italian- Catholic-sewage that she is, represents not only Trump, but anyone and anything that excuses every perverted, rapist, creep that crawls around. She’s brainwashed by the old white guy regime and she looks worse than any meth head. When her daughter comes home from school and says, “Mom some boy GRABBED ME BY MY PUSSY today at school” what does this New Jersey-Italian-Catholic-sewage say? “Yeah, that old perverted white guy who throws me a few dollars to run my mouth grabs mine too. And everybody else’s.” With all the money that she and her fat, ugly, defender of the tobacco industry husband make, could she at least do something with that straw on her head? Is she going to the PTA meeting to be nominated for “mother of the year?” Wow. This is what happens when New Jersey-Italian-Catholic-trash wastes valuable time and money on a law degree. All that brainwashing with no brain to clean. Waste. Sewage. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.conwayinsults-660x330-1gty-ap-donald-trump-kellyanne-conway-split-jt-161112_31x13_1600images-5

Tri-State Area Trash & Trump (Ha!)

Grateful for the tragically hysterical comedy that comes from the minds (and groin areas) of the ever so “evolved” great white males from the tri-state area. (Praise God and the Heavens above I got the HELL out of that New York/New Jersey shit hole). Yep. Trump dropped the “P” word like SO many of the alcoholic, low-class, enabled, babied, entitled, ROMAN CATHOLIC influenced white males and JUST LIKE the rapist-minded alcoholic MCA recording artists managed by Rush Management at the time who, with the help of DJ Gabe (last name – something Italian! The rules don’t apply to me! I’m Italian-American!) BROADCASTED their rapings-in-song (the singer actually rapes teenaged girls (and most likely boys…. in REAL life) over the tri-state area airwaves via ROMAN CATHOLIC University SETON HALL’s WSOU  back in the 80’s and 90’s, they (the white male rapist-minded) CONTINUE to hide behind the “family values – I’m such a GREAT dad and husband” BULLSHIT facade as their enabling doormat wives (“I’m a good wifey and mother! My husband threw some metal on my finger and parked his load in my twat! I am SO lucky!!! Those sluts DESERVED to get raped! They were wearing skirts!”) STAND BY THEIR MAN!!! (because co-dependent breeders can’t do anything on their own…Melania, Hilary, etc….all these “good wifey/mother” enablers all BLEND to me.) The ROMAN CATHOLIC EDUCATED K-12 alcoholic enablers are THE WORST. They will defend and protect these semen dumping rapist-minded pigs at EVERY chance. It’s just the way they were raised. ZERO self-esteem. (“I’m only here to BREED and CLEAN THE HOUSE! With a piece of metal on my finger! Lucky me!”) LOL!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!! (And then some of these idiots get divorced. Yeah. Big “surprise”.) Like I said, Praise GOD and the Heavens above I got the hell out of that New York/New Jersey area hell hole and got rid of all the human TRASH that came with it. LOL!!!! God Bless America. And So It Is.

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When Semen Dumping Pigs Go All “Feminist”-Kevin Smith is an Asshole.

LOL. Kevin Smith, that cellulite-impacted, pushing 50 years old, emotionally STUNTED, arrogant, ENTITLED, WHITE GUY from the Jersey Shore, used his CELEBRITY STATUS  (oooh calm down all you people who actually BOTHERED to graduate college) to springboard his views towards people on the internet who say mean things about his  average-looking offspring. (I know, I know the Kevin Smith mind, that thinks like a seventh grader, will say to itself, in between scratching the thing between its legs: well I’m a BIG movie director, what the hell did YOU do BITCH?!?). Sigh. See, this is how white guys (500 lb white guys in their 20’s) who insult their “girlfriend(s)” by fucking around on them behind their backs (not MEI wouldn’t be caught DEAD with a piece of shit like Kevin Smith!!! but I know TWO chicks who thought the sun rose and set on his FAT, LAZY, CHAIN-SMOKING ass – and that’s how lard ass, chain smoking misogynist ape Kevin likes ’em – all ass kissing, and coming running when he snaps his fingers in between stuffing his face and chain smoking). He TALKS ABOUT these ladies INSULTINGLY on Howard Stern  (calling them mousy, and other condescending things – I mean a fat, ugly, smelly prick like Kevin Smith is ONE to TALK about OTHER PEOPLES’ looks (LOL)). Then he calls Jenny McCarthy “crazy “. Of course!!! When a female on one of HIS movie sets or whatever seventh-grade- mentality activity he’s working on at the time (What is he on now Clerks #26?), isn’t foaming at the mouth in his presence, why, she must be “crazy”. But then, like every arrogant, entitled, lazy, male prick who thinks he’s God’s gift to the human race, he impregnates some desperate broad (“I wanna have a BABY! Even if it is with a 500 pound gorilla who smells like the Staten Island Expressway!”)…ya’ know the thinking these kind of guys have…squirt, squirt ahhh….must suck for you broad I gotta go on the movie set now and go have my fat ass kissed again and not pay the people who my fat ass profits off of. Yep. Another day in arrogant-white-guy land. And no, I’m not a big “star” (oooh ahhh) in Hollywood!!!!! because I’m not one to participate in such immaturity or the tolerating of body odor just so I can appear “cool” to the people I went to high school with. I treat my experiences on the set of lame Kevin Smith projects like the JOKES they were. Kevin just profits off of it so he can feel IMPORTANT. LOL!!!!!  People like Kevin Smith can’t understand this because they always have something to PROVE and it’s ALWAYS about their dick and their ego. Yeah. A real “champion for anti-cyber-bullies” (EVEN funnier) LOL.LOL. (Anybody who kisses up (SLURP SLURP SUCK SUCK) to Bob and Harvey Weinstein?! GOOD LORD.) LOL!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA. And So It Is. AMEN.Unknown-1.jpeg

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More Pains in the ASS (literally).

Okay all you future Jerry Sandusky Wanna-Bes….take note! It seems American Football has been the symbol of many forms of criminal abuse lately. Most recently Sayreville, New Jersey WAR Memorial High School football players allegedly got the SURPRISE of their lives when older fellow teammates allegedly shouted something like , “Lights out!” and then seemingly proceeded to rape the younger, smaller players up the ass. (Is this training ground to play for the RAMS? Is this how the RAMS got their name?) Just another day in blue collar hell hole New Jersey for ya’. (Sigh.) AS IF this is the only time something like this has ever happened (yawn). But rest assured, this is a GREAT way to break in the next generation of domestic abusers, wife beaters and child abusers that will play for the NFL down the line. One solution that might remedy this ongoing ill of society is to fly in the Palin family, give them some alcohol, and then let Track and Bristol Palin “knock” these rapist types out. But the Palins are probably too busy ice fishing or something. Oh well. God Bless America. Amen.

Happy birthday: The Palin family was at the birthday party of a family friend, and celebrating the birthday of patriarch Todd, when they started a fight with one of Willow's ex-boyfriends, Connor Cleary

 

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Oh Marone.

Big “shocker” today. Italian-American-Fraudsters who’ve capitalized on their greasy, gaudy, stereotypical, low-class, co-dependentquasi-Mafia, tri-state area, family heritage IMAGE (hideous accents and all) are going to……..PRISON. (No Kidding!) Could these stereotypical, ZERO TALENT breeders be ANY more cliche? Teresa and Joe Giudice have CEMENTED the prototype effortlessly just being the complete NEW JERSEY SEWERS that they are. God Bless America. Amen.

Teresa Giudice and Joe Giudice on February 18, 2013

Getty Images/WENNAs the city prepares to open a new, smaller jail next year, administrators must plan for a flood of inmates from the overcrowded old building. - SCOTT ELMQUIST

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