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Dana Loesch’s Husband Never Jerked Off to Porn

Glorified, glamorized, dropped-out-of-college-to-have-a-baby, conservative, Christian-raised, NRA (National RIFLE!!!!! Association) advocate Dana Loesch wants everybody to think her husband (whoever he is – nobody cares) NEVER EVER EVER jerked off to porn or watched young girls get raped on a screen (aka PORN) while his dick got hard. That’s right! “Family Values!”(aka “keep ’em barefoot and pregnant because we just dump semen in a hole and hit the strip club and go to shooting practice” Donald “Grab ’em by the Pussy” is the president y’all) Missouri -schooled, my-kid-will-never-end-up-a-school-shooter-or-get-shot-at-school, mother Dana Loesch SUPPORTS and ADVOCATES for the NRA. (Say “YEEEEE HAAA!!!!!) Well HOW ELSE IS AN UNEDUCATED BREEDER GOING TO GET ON TV AND BECOME A BRAND (Kellyanne CONway did!!!!) ?!?!?!? DUH! God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

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Ego-Driven-Cro-Magnons IN POWER

Hey everybody! It’s OFFICIAL! Marco Rubio could CARE LESS about ANYBODY BUT HIMSELF. Think of all the time and energy it takes for him trying to  COVER UP that LEVEL OF STUPIDITY on a regular basis. It’s almost as disgusting as all the time and energy it takes for that TRUMP creature to cover up all his affairs and degradation of females. 

Prayers to all the victims and families of the latest shooting of the daily, weekly, and monthly shootings that occur thanks to the ego-driven-cro-magnons that are in power. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

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Yeee Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Draw That There Gun Boy!!!!!

Jerry Falwell Jr. got up at the LYNCHburg, VA University known as Liberty University  and declared, in an indirect way, his racist, pro-hatred for “those” “Muslims”. (not radicalized Jihadists (rad-i-cal-ized gee-hod-ists) – that’s TOO many syllables for ol’ Jerry…Yeeeeeee HAAAAAAA!!!!!! Jerry was a-slurrin’ his words the entire time, and didn’t even know whether or not it was legal to take out his blessed, holier-than-thou, weapon of mass destruction fire arm that he evidently keeps glued to his hip 24/7 (in case somebody tries to break into his liquor cabinet or concealed FLASK based on the way he was talking). God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

 

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Get Him A Coffee….

…..and some common sense…QUICKLY!!!! Ben Carson seems like a laid back kind of guy ( think a dead possum squashed in the middle of the road kind of “laid back”). When he speaks I feel like someone should hand him a double shot espresso or energy drink….or both. Recently he stated that while a gun was pointed at him long ago in Baltimore, he suggested the armed robber target his aggression towards the cashier. …..instead of himself. What a guy! Ben’s regard for fellow man is so exemplified in his recounting of his experience! Ben also has done his share of victim blaming concerning the recent Umpqua Community College shootings. Let’s not forget that Mr. Carson graduated medical school and made his living….get ready….helping people. (deep breath. sigh.) Yep. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.images-1armed-robbery-criminal-chargesimages

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Pro LIFE & Powder Kegs

Not Funny today. ALL these people on TV, in the media, in the news, on the internet coming forward speaking about their experience with yesterday’s SERIOUSLY MENTALLY ILL, VIOLENT self-named “Powder Keg” from Virginia. Where was everybody when this nut was buying a gun? Where were all these PRO-LIFERS when this nut was unraveling and purchasing firearms? See there’s more to it then dumping sperm into a cavity and going on with YOUR life. There’s MUCH MORE to it. People POST WOMB are in trouble. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

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White Heritage? Please Speak For Your Damn Self.

Today a black woman crawled up a flag pole down South to take down the Confederate Flag – a flag which symbolizes separation. This iconic symbol represents this thing called WAR (as in Civil War). I don’t know if you heard about it –  this “war” thing  is where two opposing sides try to kill each other with bombs, and guns, and grenades and then the soldiers that participate in it come back from the WAR with things like PTSD and a whole set of physical and psychological problems – which contribute to things like alcoholism, and drug addiction – you know, those WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS. It’s not tragic enough that WHITE PEOPLE are ALREADY seriously fucked in the head, but then they have to pass down their alcoholism and drug addiction and PTSD from generation to generation – like this GREAT WHITE MALE deranged lunatic DYLAN ROOF who CLEARLY got some FUCKED up genes from that OH-SO-PURE, WHITE gene pool that these “SONS!!!! of the Confederate Veterans!!!!!!  are so VOCAL about preserving. (“THEIR WHITE HERITAGE !!!!!!”) I just wish these BOOZE GUZZLIN’, RED NECK, GUN TOTIN’, HEE HAW, INBRED, ARIAN- MUTATION-IDIOTS would speak for their DAMN SELVES ONLY and get an education so they can understand that there is NO such thing as WHITE HERITAGE. But all that alcoholism passed down from white idiot to white idiot creates these kinds of brain-dead types. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

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Subhuman Mongrel And His Apology

When subhuman mongrel Ted Nugent apologized today to President Obama, I got the same feeling I always get when I see or hear Mr. Nugent, and that is EMBARRASSED AS HELL TO BE AMERICAN. (To those in other nations, please know, NOT ALL AMERICANS THINK, ACT, OR LOOK (THANK GOD!!!!) LIKE MR. NUGENT).  In his half-assed apology, where Nugent calls Obama a liar and a violator of the Constitution, and makes some reference to terrorism, my embarrassment of being American was further intensified. As a known rapist, Mr. Nugent, who has BRAGGED about his sex addiction with underage girls, has not only VIOLATED laws and GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, but has DESTROYED his OWN ARGUMENT against BANNING A FEMALE’S RIGHT TO CHOOSE by siding with sexist GOVERNOR RICK PERRY who goes out of his way to de-fund Planned Parenthood and make getting a legal abortion more and more difficult. (Must be NICE to be able to dump your sperm in the hole and then BOLT – never having to worry of the consequences thereafter GOOD OL’ BOYS! YEEE HA! CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!!) And speaking of terrorism…..check out the covers of  some of Nugent’s albums.  Nugent also discusses the need to “elevate” his vernacular when working with professional politicians. Well, I’ve elevated my vernacular by calling Ted Nugent what he is…a SUBHUMAN MONGREL. God Bless America. Amen.

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