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Protect and Serve!

Okay everybody!  We can all let out a BIG sigh of RELIEF knowing that men with histories of drug addiction, porn addiction, and documented hatred of their mother are walking around with government issued firearms to PROTECT us!  That is, before murdering their entire family and then committing suicide. Don’t you feel SAFE now? God Bless America. Amen.

This undated file photo released by the Lindon City Police Department shows police officer Joshua Boren from Lindon, Utah.

Georgie Porgie Puddin’ & Pie

So THE VERDICT has been in for over 24 hours. No matter what one may think the sad truth is that a teenager was killed. Horrible. The other thing that is pretty messed up is that George Zimmerman, whether behind bars or not, will probably end up not so well. I mean, look at the guy. One day he’s thin – the next week he’s a blimp. He’s got some hardcore yo-yo dieting issues. And now, that it all went down like it did, he’s really going to be in danger when he binges on those WHITE POWDERED DONUTS. Now, I mean, I don’t want to come off as prejudiced or anything, but George kind of strikes me as the kind of guy who would very much ENJOY stuffing his fat head with TONS of WHITE POWDERED DONUTS. And, should he be gorging himself with those WHITE POWDERED DONUTS one day and accidentally choke on them (while eating them in Sanford, Florida) if he calls 911 while choking on them, how can he be so sure that one of Trayvon’s friends or relatives isn’t going to be working dispatch that night or driving the ambulance or working at the hospital? He can never be certain….as in NEVER again. And from the looks of George, he’s still going to be scarfing down those WHITE POWDERED DONUTS. Now, you can lie about being a racist (at times) you can lie about being a lot of things. But one thing that you can’t lie about is how much you’re putting into your fat face. And George is obviously putting MUCH in there. So Georgie, you’re not going to jail, but I don’t really think you’re free. Just sayin’. RIP Trayvon. God is good ALL the time. Karma is bitch. Peace and many blessings. Amen.

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