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Out of Touch. Out of Time.

When certain presidential candidates and their campaigns aren’t running their mouths  and overtly broadcasting their stupidity and plagiarism, the public can relax in the peaceful silence of pursuing happiness – a HEADACHE-FREE happiness. UNLIKE the LAUNDRY LIST of songs used INAPPROPRIATELY for this campaign, it should be a UNIVERSAL LEGAL MANDATE that the first line of the chorus in Hall and Oates’s “Out of Touch”   be played in a continual loop EVERY time this particular presidential candidate speaks and when we have to look at him and his image being broadcast in any form. Wish he was more like GHAZALA KHAN– (nice and QUIET). God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.Unknownimages-4d196245ad58a9ca6e27fc5fca293d691

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Oscars Boycott? No Problem….

…I have not been watching these awards shows for the past 10 years regardless of race. You know what else I’ve naturally boycotted my entire life? Football games.(unless I was paid to play a football fan). That’s right! I guess that makes me a BAD American (oh well!). When I saw the movie “Concussion” with the other 4 people in the entire theater, I thought to myself, the movie industry is REALLY getting desperate for subjects in movies nowadays. (I’m going to write a screenplay and call it “Cavity” where the main premise of the film will center around a bubble gum blowing team whose members are all losing their teeth. I’m guessing it won’t be nominated for an Academy Award either. Oh well.) At any rate, Will Smith gets a standing ovation from me because I’d have read that script and would not have been able to keep a straight face no matter how much they’d be paying me. (Will….if “Cavity” gets made (on YOUR DIME) I’ll nominate you like there’s no tomorrow….and we can make a whole series of OBVIOUS titled films with political messages that highlight the STUPIDITY and BLATANT ARROGANCE of American culture…here I have a few: “Rusty Pipe” – a story about the water contamination of low income people in Flint, MI – “Obesity” – the story of Chris Christie stuffing his face – and “Alcoholic” – the story of Sean Penn trying to be a journalist. Lord Help Us. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

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He’s NO Jackie O

If Hilary Clinton becomes the first female US President does this mean that Hill Billy Clinton (that sex addicted pig she calls her husband) will be called the First Man? (Ya’ know, like they’ve called all the presidents’ spouses the First Lady…..Michelle O, Jackie Kennedy/Onasis, Ladybird Johnson etc.) UGH. That is DISGUSTING. He has NO CLASS whatsoever. When Hilary Clinton gets up and runs her mouth about women’s issues and family values it is FAKE CITY TO THE MAXIMUM – she is the ENABLER-IN-DENIAL-QUEENimages-1. Jesus HELP US. This is all just TOO PATHETIC. God bless America. And so it is. Amen.

 

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The OTHER Terrorism.

First off…PRAYERS TO PARIS. Seriously. But there’s another kind of terrorism that plagues the planet – these ENTITLED, STUPID, ARROGANT, POMPOUS, SEX-ADDICTED, ALCOHOLIC, DRUG ADDICTED, MISOGYNISTIC, AMERICAN MALES who REALLY believe that they are invincible and that nobody will ever get pregnant by them or will ever get a disease by them (even though they fuck 2000 hookers a day with no protection, get dick up the ass every other week, and shoot all kinds of drugs into their systems for the past 30 years and lie about their shitty sexual and alcoholic behavior over and over again and EXPECT everyone to believe their delusions). Now this Charlie Sheen loser is all in the media because he has HIV (Gasp! No! Really?!?!?) I mean, COME ON! Does anybody think he’s the ONLY drug-addicted, semen dumping, lying, pompous, STD infected loser whorring around in the entertainment business?!?! Does anybody think he’s the ONLY drug-addicted, semen dumping, lying, pompous, STD infected loser whorring around in ANY business?!?! These middle aged LOSERS all think that it’s still seventh grade and they can get away with WHATEVER with NO consequences, and all they have to do is lie, and some stupid, co-dependent, desperate idiot will be by their side no matter what. This Sheen creep actually thinks that he’s never infected anybody. Right. People wake the fuck up! Charlie Sheen is like EVERY pompous, sex-addicted, alcoholic, middle aged loser who still thinks the party is going on (while they play the “family man” role and lie their old, wrinkled faces off. Gimme a break.) God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.images-11images-12images-13

Speaking of “Looney Tunes”….

So recently it has been said that Hillary Clinton referred to Monica Lewinsky as a “narcissistic looney tune” . In Hilary’s defending of her cheating spouse Bill Clinton, she goes on to say other things that just make poor Hillary look like another pathetic wife who is trying DESPERATELY to SAVE her OWN EGO in some horrifically SAD attempt to trivialize her VERY STUPID husband’s extra-marital sexual exploits and his LYING about them. So sure, Lewinsky might be a NLT (Narcissistic Looney Tune) but Bill Clinton AND his enabling wife Hillary just might fall into the EXACT SAME CATEGORY.

When Hillary speaks of youth empowerment, as she did in June of 2013 at the launching of some Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton foundation initiative where she speaks of healthy kids and loving families being the building blocks of a strong society, was she A) envisioning her lying, cheating spouse getting his penis sucked by some intern while he was “married” (loving family?)  OR  B)does she just PRETEND IT DIDN’T HAPPEN AND CONTINUE TO LIE TO HERSELF that she’s in a “happy” “loving” “family” contributing to her alleged idealism of a STRONG society (where adult married men like her husband are getting blow jobs by interns and then lying about it on national television)? My guess is “B” which clearly illustrates that she would know all about narcissistic looney tunes because she seems to be one herself. God Bless America.

Another Lying White Guy With Substance Abuse Issues

I don’t watch American Idol for various reasons, but mainly because I’ve learned through  reliable sources that what makes it to the air is not what really goes on behind the scenes (No! Gasp!). Although “reality” TV is staged and scripted, this latest bit of information severely exemplifies the power of illusion and the all-too-common STUPIDITY of those among us who inherently believe their own tall tales, and assume the general public, not to mention those who knew the person, is deaf and blind if not entirely brain dead. Note to Matthew Farmer: Overdosing on Pills is NOT surviving an IED attack in IRAQ. Make the distinction because it pisses combat survivors off when you don’t.  PS. If you’re handlers put you up to this as some sort of publicity stunt it SERIOUSLY BACKFIRED.

7 Minutes Not Long….Unless You’re Holding Your Breath

Money before people. That’s the message from Congress as of late. Now if John Boehner’s  house was destroyed? INSTANT disaster relief for sure! Dismissive attitudes abound and then the minimizers of human suffering want praise, accolades, campaign votes, fans and to NOT be talked about unfavorably. There’s A LOT of that going around !(…..and not just in Congress). 

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