So, “devoted family man” Michael Cohen is going to prison. No kidding. Maybe Michael will be singing that Top 10 “going down, down, down…..” chorus by the now admittedly mentally ill, New Jersey, international superstar Bruce Springsteen, when Michael sits in his cell. Maybe Donald “grab ’em by the pussy” Trump will be singing it too. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.
Posts tagged ‘Prison’
You just gotta “LOVE” inbred, “family values”, breeder types. Goodness, goodness. THANK GOD they are WHITE because if they were black, urban-raised, single-parent, or openly gay, they would actually have to be held accountable to FEDERAL LAWS. But Josh Duggar (the GREAT WHITE MALE that he is) and his supportive, enabling, inbred family (and those who think and act exactly like them) ALWAYS seem to escape the rules that are made for everyone else (“Rape? No. I was just havin’ fun! Pregnancy is the bitch’s problem.”) Breed on Jessa Duggar. Breed on! And so it is. God Bless America. Amen.
Big “shocker” today. Italian-American-Fraudsters who’ve capitalized on their greasy, gaudy, stereotypical, low-class, co-dependent, quasi-Mafia, tri-state area, family heritage IMAGE (hideous accents and all) are going to……..PRISON. (No Kidding!) Could these stereotypical, ZERO TALENT breeders be ANY more cliche? Teresa and Joe Giudice have CEMENTED the prototype effortlessly just being the complete NEW JERSEY SEWERS that they are. God Bless America. Amen.
Jesus. I wish this in denial nitwit Dottie Sandusky would just GO AWAY. She’s in the limelight once again secreting crocodile tears in some pathetic attempt to convince people (those who have have been living on another planet evidently, or who can’t read, hear or see) that her rapist pedophile husband has been falsely accused. While you’re busting out the tissue, have a good cry for the TWENTY SIX (that’s 26 – 6 above 10 x 2) rape victims PLUS Sandusky’s OWN SON (that makes it 27) who also claimed Sandusky sexually assaulted him. So Dottie honey, nearly 30 people and our legal system got it wrong? Damn. DENIAL RUNS DEEP. And we wonder why a lying ape like Sandusky (and those like him) get away with what they do for so long. In other news from Planet Enabler comes the classic quote from supposed ex-con Jeremy Meeks’ mommy who has recently tried to gain sympathy for her “angelic” ex gun-toting, ex gang-banging son who recently found himself back in the slammer. Her quote: “He has old tattoos … which causes him to be stereotyped,” (Awww. Boo hoo. Old PERMANENT gang looking tattoos. I’m getting all choked up. Kleenex please?) “He’s my son and I’m just trying to raise funds to help him in any way. Please help him to get a fair trial or else he’ll be railroaded.” (GOD FORBID an ex gun toting ex gang banger should NOT be treated FAIRLY. What an ATROCITY that some thief who has robbed hard working people of their belongings in the past should be treated UN FAIRLY! It’s getting hard to type….I’m so overwhelmed with tears right now….for this POOR, POOR ex con whose past actions really kept BALANCE in the world….) Vomit. God please save us from these dip shit enablers and the low life they enable. And so it is. Amen. PS: I bet Jerry Sandusky would just LOVE to have Jeremy Meeks as his cell mate (wink wink).
Hi! My name is Martyra Breed and I wanted to let everyone know that I followed Princeton graduate Susan Patton’s advice LONG ago and I’m SO glad that I did. Because I spent 75% of my college days looking for that perfect, sperm-dumping, college yuppie, my life has just FLOURISHED. For starters, after getting pregnant at 19, I wasn’t even able to finish college ! That’s right! I had to drop out to take care of that Ivy League offspring that Mr. Yuppie only met twice in his entire life! After all, Mr. Yuppie’s education and social mobility is FAR more important than a MERE breeder’s like myself! That’s what we females are here for – to BREED YUPPIE IVY LEAGUE OFFSPRING!!!!!! Anyway, after having to drop out of college to take care of my Ivy League Offspring, I got a part time job at the B Dalton college bookstore to support myself and my child (Mr. Yuppie just bailed and went off to graduate school with some chick from the LaCrosse team, leaving us to fend for ourselves. Oh well! Stuff Happens! ) But I’m SO glad I BRED when I did, because you know, us females, we have to be young in order to breed. So anyway, I met this professor while working at the book store, and within two years, I was knocked up again with twins. Yup! He was SO happy! And me too! I mean the C-section only gave me a four inch deep gap with permanent scaring for life, and I haven’t slept for more than 2 hours per night since, but if it wasn’t for Susan Patton’s advice, I don’t think I could have ever been THAT HAPPY!!! So when the professor dumped me for one of his students 8 years later, and I still hadn’t finished college and was on welfare trying to support my three kids, I had Susan Patton to think of. Now all three of my kids are in prison, my third husband left me for a college freshman (he’s 52) and I’m still trying to get my Associate’s degree at Mercer County Community College at night while I work at Dunkin’ Donuts in the day. I still think of that stellar advice that Susan Patton gives, and how thankful I am that I spent 75% of my college years focusing on becoming some man’s sperm dumping receptacle while he went on to monetary success and younger, softer pussy once mine was all torn up and stretched out, while I sacrificed my career, education and body like the good, stepping-stone, leaning-post that all great martyrs should. Thank you Susan Patton for keeping this commendable form of martyrdom alive and well. And so it is. Amen.
So this Michael Dunn (45+) was convicted of killing Jordan Davis (17) and now gets 60 years in prison. But hold on! Who is the REAL VICTIM? Well, according to Michael Dunn, Michael Dunn is the victim. (LOL!) He actually has the nerve to compare himself to a rape victim because four African American TEENAGERS were blasting loud music and allegedly making fun of him (GASP! MAKING FUN OF….TEASING/TAUNTING THE GREAT WHITE MALE?!?!?) the night he took out a loaded gun and then blasted SEVERAL bullets into their vehicle and killing one of them. Then he goes on to say that he was both the VICTOR and the VICTIM in some phone call to his fiance (huh?! Bi-polar?). Hey, before anyone is whipping out their gun, there’s an idea and/or thought that goes something like this: “I’m BETTER than you and I’m gonna SHOW you what I mean motherf*****“. And this thought/idea is developed over a lifetime and plays itself out in a split second. Rapists and murderers do this all the time. Mr. Dunn is no rape victim, but he is a murderer and a complete entitled idiot. But he STOOD HIS GROUND (Go Florida!!) (BIG MAN!!!) and now he’s grounded in prison. And so it is. Amen.