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Melania Gets A Taste of Her Own Healthcare

Comical. That’s what this entitled, enabling, groupie-turned-old-rich-guy’s-“wife”, truly is. This Melania Trump – the same chick-in-stiletto-heels who defends and excuses her “grab ’em by the pussy” husband is going to take issue with Kathy Griffin’s latest stunt .Isn’t it revoltingly humorous that Mrs. Melania Trump wants to use her 11 year old son as some pawn of victimhood when his father is the target of some dark humor YET has NO PROBLEM exposing her “precious” (I’m rolling my eyes) offspring to his father’s MISOGYNY, RACISM, BULLYING, XENOPHOBIA, ISLAMOPHOBIA, SEXISM and GENERAL STUPIDITY. You – Melania Trump –CHOSE to reproduce with that Donald “grab ’em by the pussy” Trump creature, and now expect to get the “mother of the year” award? You want sympathy and to be viewed as nurturing? LOL!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like I said – C-O-M-I-C-A-L. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

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Out of Touch. Out of Time.

When certain presidential candidates and their campaigns aren’t running their mouths  and overtly broadcasting their stupidity and plagiarism, the public can relax in the peaceful silence of pursuing happiness – a HEADACHE-FREE happiness. UNLIKE the LAUNDRY LIST of songs used INAPPROPRIATELY for this campaign, it should be a UNIVERSAL LEGAL MANDATE that the first line of the chorus in Hall and Oates’s “Out of Touch”   be played in a continual loop EVERY time this particular presidential candidate speaks and when we have to look at him and his image being broadcast in any form. Wish he was more like GHAZALA KHAN– (nice and QUIET). God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.Unknownimages-4d196245ad58a9ca6e27fc5fca293d691

Hey Man 1976 is Over..Deal With It.

So famed, has-been rocker Ted Nugent (“Ped” Nugentremember he likes bangin’ those underaged teen girls and singing pro-rape songs about it “Cat Scratch Fever” – pedophile that he his) is on a new campaign proclaiming that Obama is the reason veterans are committing suicide. This folks, is the BEST COMEDY I’ve read in quite some time. I thought Michelle Bachmann comparing Obama to suicide/homicide pilot Lubitz was hysterical, but Ped – you take the cake. The good news? While Ped is running his mouth and taking time to say stupid things, masses of 15 year old girls can walk the streets in safety for at least 5 minutes and helpless animals will be able to retreat into the deep woods of Michigan without worrying about being blasted to smithereens by this gun-toting moron (at least until he gets done running his mouth, deluding himself into thinking anyone with two brain cells would take his ridiculousness seriously.) These dinosaur white guys are a trip. God help us. And so it is. Amen.   Cat Scratch Fever  

Happy Deer by SherrTeel

And the ENTITLEMENT just gets “BETTER”!

Yes, yes, folks….once again…just when you thought somebody who is in the limelight, in the media, and who makes millions of dollars couldn’t get any more stupid, well, they in fact….DO GET MORE STUPID!!! (I thought we reached the stupidity ceiling, but evidently NOT!) LA Clipper’s owner Donald Sterling recently told his girlfriend (and take note- the guy’s like 80 years old and she’s like 30 ish/40 ish….of course. LOL) that she needs to STAY AWAY from THOSE BLACK PEOPLE and NOT bring them to HIS GAMES.  (And now we pause for a moment.)

Hmmmmm. No, really, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………………

Now, everybody knows that the NBA (BASKETBALL aka B-Ball, etc.) is mostly comprised of Indians, Filipinos, Eskimos, Jews, Nordics, and Chinese. There’s HARDLY ANY black players. I can’t even think of one black player on the entire NBA, can you? So when Mr. Sterling tells his four decade younger girlfriend that she shouldn’t bring “those blacks” to HIS games, he is EXACTLY ON POINT (not.). God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

Clippers owner Donald Sterling

America…Meet The Bundys!

Remember that hit show back in the 90’s – Married With Children? Kelly Bundy played by Christina Applegate was such an airhead. She once had this conversation with her brother Bud on the show:

Kelly: I’m trying to teach these kids how to read.
Bud: But, Kelly, you can’t read.
Kelly: Well you can’t score, but you still have a bed.

(Such 90’s humor…..WHAT A CHARACTER!)

Today, in the twenty first century, we have evolved incredibly. The comedy has become so sophisticated, that now, we watch our comedy on the NEWS. (That’s right. I said THE NEWS).

Today, our Bundy isn’t a Kelly though. Today’s Bundy is an intellectually sophisticated, highly observant and completely up-to-date, inclusive, generous, and articulate Cliven Bundy.  Here’s something from Cliven’s schtick:

“They abort their young children, they put their young men in jail, because they never learned how to pick cotton.
“And I’ve often wondered, are they better off as slaves, picking cotton and having a family life and doing things, or are they better off under government subsidy? They didn’t get no more freedom.”

LOL! He’s just TOO funny, isn’t he? Especially his grammar (ie. “didn’t get no more freedom”) HA! …and ALL black people are referred to as “THEY” in his world, and “THEY” are all “enslaved” because “THEY” didn’t learn to pick cotton according to him.

I’m SO glad he’s NOT a racist! (Can you JUST imagine IF he WAS?) YEEEEE HAAAAA!!!!!!!  Makes me SO PROUD to be an American. God Bless It. And so it is. Amen.

 

Subhuman Mongrel And His Apology

When subhuman mongrel Ted Nugent apologized today to President Obama, I got the same feeling I always get when I see or hear Mr. Nugent, and that is EMBARRASSED AS HELL TO BE AMERICAN. (To those in other nations, please know, NOT ALL AMERICANS THINK, ACT, OR LOOK (THANK GOD!!!!) LIKE MR. NUGENT).  In his half-assed apology, where Nugent calls Obama a liar and a violator of the Constitution, and makes some reference to terrorism, my embarrassment of being American was further intensified. As a known rapist, Mr. Nugent, who has BRAGGED about his sex addiction with underage girls, has not only VIOLATED laws and GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, but has DESTROYED his OWN ARGUMENT against BANNING A FEMALE’S RIGHT TO CHOOSE by siding with sexist GOVERNOR RICK PERRY who goes out of his way to de-fund Planned Parenthood and make getting a legal abortion more and more difficult. (Must be NICE to be able to dump your sperm in the hole and then BOLT – never having to worry of the consequences thereafter GOOD OL’ BOYS! YEEE HA! CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!!) And speaking of terrorism…..check out the covers of  some of Nugent’s albums.  Nugent also discusses the need to “elevate” his vernacular when working with professional politicians. Well, I’ve elevated my vernacular by calling Ted Nugent what he is…a SUBHUMAN MONGREL. God Bless America. Amen.

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