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Stairway to Hell

Remember that shot of Robert Plant when he was balling his eyes out at some Kennedy Center Honors in 2012? Sentimentalism? Emotional? All those people singing their hearts out PRAISING and GLORIFYING the “mighty” (I’m going to puke) Zeppelin?!? Well, we learn today that there may have been an alternate motive to Mr. Plant’s tears…..GUILT perhaps? Turns out, the family of the guy who actually wrote the guitar riff is suing Led Zeppelin for PLAGIARISM . (What?!? OLD DRUG ADDICTED WHITE GUYS STEAL other people’s music and PROFIT from it?!?!?!? OMG. This is SO RARE!) And it ONLY took about four plus decades to figure this out. And so it is. Amen.

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BELOW the standards………..

So Cardinal O’Brien, who formerly said that he was innocent of sexual inappropriateness, is now saying that he DID in fact embark on some questionable sexual activity. Here’s his latest quote straight from the CNN page:

“I wish to take this opportunity to admit that there have been times that my sexual conduct has fallen below the standards expected of me as a priest, archbishop and cardinal,” 

Ok. So according to this silly, insincere quote, there is implication that there ARE sexual standards for priests, archbishops and cardinals, and he has fallen BELOW them.  And what, by heavens, might these priestly sexual standards be? Was he under the table with three altar boys at one time when he should have only been with one at a time? I mean this is the same guy that was supposedly anti-gay a short time ago? (I’m laughing).

Twisted. Hypocritical. Liar. Once. Again. Amen.

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