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He’s Diseased, But Thrilled About His Hair

Millionaire Jada Pinkett Smith was recently miffed when raunchy, historically-classless, stand-up comic Chris Rock insulted her while doing his act on live nationally broadcast television this week at the Academy Awards ceremony. Jada Pinkett Smith’s “family man”, millionaire husband, reacted by approaching the comic and then physically assaulting him, in real time, while cameras were rolling. The seasoned actor, Mr. Jada Pinkett Smith, who has been a paid entertainment professional for the past several decades, proceeded to give an acceptance speech for his first Academy Award.

What, pray tell, was the impetus for Mr. Jada Pinkett Smith’s physical attack on the known insult-comedian?

Bruised feelings over hair loss due to an auto-immune medical condition.

Meanwhile, over in Eastern Europe, thousands of innocent victims are losing much more than their hair.

A homeless, drug-addicted, junkie being interviewed on camera for YouTube recently, described his medical conditions. His thick, curly locks, cascaded down his sleep-deprived face as his hernia-ravaged body slumped over. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

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Entitled White Guys & Their Weak Apologies

Oh Jesus. Here we go again! Another has-been, old, white guy making the media rounds with yet another sad and sorry excuse for an “apology”. (Isn’t it always SO timely that these “apologies” ALWAYS happen AFTER the entitled White Guy has either directly or indirectly damaged masses of people’s spirits, some individual’s esteem and in some cases (maybe even many cases) some people’s vaginas, sexual health, mental and emotional well being for life. Howard Stern, who has made his EXTREMELY PROSPEROUS LIVING off of degrading someone ELSE’S daughters, someone ELSE’s sisters, someone ELSE’s female friends, someone ELSE’s mother, etc., NOW all of a sudden, (now that he’s OLD, and his archaic radio show is essentially a platform that went by the way of leg warmers and feathered hair) he is supposedly the “NEW JESUS” repenting for his past (?) sins, with his nearly two decades younger trophy-wife posing by his side. (I bet she’s just doubled over in pain LAUGHING about Howard Stern’s ex wife’s miscarriage. (Isn’t that just “hilarious”?) ) Of course an entitled White Guy with a dick, who NEVER will experience anything like that with HIS body can make ALL the jokes in the world about it with ….get this…$$$REWARDS$$$ included. Let a woman, a black person and/or a minority on any job try that “joke”, and watch that person get canned from employment in a NEW YORK MINUTE. Entitled prick White Guys “mysteriously” get excused, with their enabling door mat females, sycophants and friends gleefully cheering them on (think Melanoma Trump) with that “oh he’s just a guy” pathetic brush off that they always use. (And Stern wants us to believe he’s “Sorry”??? Give us a BREAK !!!!). Moron, entitled White Guy Liam Neeson is another pathetic case. , and this has-been Moby is another one. All these jokers need to do is go back to doing the only thing that any of them is good at – and that’s playing with their dicks. That’s it. You all are old and ugly now, your hey day is over, nobody cares about your half-assed, bullshit apologies. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

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They’re goin’ down, down, down…….

So, “devoted family man” Michael Cohen is going to prison. No kidding. Maybe Michael will be singing that Top 10 “going down, down, down…..” chorus by the now admittedly mentally ill, New Jersey, international superstar Bruce Springsteen, when Michael sits in his cell. Maybe Donald “grab ’em by the pussy” Trump will be singing it too.  God Bless America. And so it is. Amen. 

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Dana Loesch’s Husband Never Jerked Off to Porn

Glorified, glamorized, dropped-out-of-college-to-have-a-baby, conservative, Christian-raised, NRA (National RIFLE!!!!! Association) advocate Dana Loesch wants everybody to think her husband (whoever he is – nobody cares) NEVER EVER EVER jerked off to porn or watched young girls get raped on a screen (aka PORN) while his dick got hard. That’s right! “Family Values!”(aka “keep ’em barefoot and pregnant because we just dump semen in a hole and hit the strip club and go to shooting practice” Donald “Grab ’em by the Pussy” is the president y’all) Missouri -schooled, my-kid-will-never-end-up-a-school-shooter-or-get-shot-at-school, mother Dana Loesch SUPPORTS and ADVOCATES for the NRA. (Say “YEEEEE HAAA!!!!!) Well HOW ELSE IS AN UNEDUCATED BREEDER GOING TO GET ON TV AND BECOME A BRAND (Kellyanne CONway did!!!!) ?!?!?!? DUH! God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

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Ego-Driven-Cro-Magnons IN POWER

Hey everybody! It’s OFFICIAL! Marco Rubio could CARE LESS about ANYBODY BUT HIMSELF. Think of all the time and energy it takes for him trying to  COVER UP that LEVEL OF STUPIDITY on a regular basis. It’s almost as disgusting as all the time and energy it takes for that TRUMP creature to cover up all his affairs and degradation of females. 

Prayers to all the victims and families of the latest shooting of the daily, weekly, and monthly shootings that occur thanks to the ego-driven-cro-magnons that are in power. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

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“A TOUGH time for HIM………”

……says Donald “grab ’em by the pussy” Trump, about former White House staff secretary Rob Porter. Trumpty Dumpty goes on to say, “…..hopefully he has a GREAT career ahead of him.”

I don’t know about you, but I’m all “broken up” (rolling eyes) about “poor”, “poor”, “poor”, ol’ Rob Porter. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Actually, there is one industry that would REALLY love to have Mr. Porter come on board for his “new”, “GREAT!”, “career”. That’s an industry where glamorizing rape, misogyny, and domestic violence, is COMMON. In fact, should one argue against the “boys will be boys”, “it’s just locker talk” ideology, one is just brushed to the side and considered to be “crazy”. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

 

 

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LEAN back.

So this Harrison Garcia  gets 30 Years in prison for essentially doing what “NJ Saint” (ahem.cough, cough) Jon Bon Jovi and his manager did back in the 80’s.

Wow. To be white and male …..

…..and to be so SHELTERED and BABIED in that WHITE, SUBURBAN, New Jersey-Italian-American-Catholic-Sicilian-Mafia-Puppet culture that brainwashes you to believe that only “those” “bad” people are on drugs….and that YOUR offspring  won’t end up like “those” “bad” people. (GASP! Heavens NO!) But that’s what happens when your STAY-AT-HOME-MOTHER-WIFEY, who, LIKE A TRAINED SEAL, SMILES for the camera to make sure everything APPEARS as picture “perfect”, ENABLES, TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK, ENABLES, and then TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK, so that her “family man” (best of luck with the heroin addiction Stephanie), “Soul Kitchen” (ahem.puke.vomit), husband Jon Bon Jovi does whatever MEDIOCRE-talent-rockstars, who, cash in on their magazine-looks and use FAMILY CONNECTIONS to evade criminal punishment do when they’re on the road.

Let’s just hope the Bongiovis (yeah, that’s the originalDSC05296.jpegarticle-2255977-16B8BE45000005DC-142_634x477.jpgUnknown.jpeg spelling) don’t have a lot of rope around their house. God Bless America. And so it is. AMEN.

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Inauguration Day ’17. (Damn Wind.)

The racist, rapist-minded CLOWN spoke today. Here is what he had to say: “Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh…..duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.” (They need subtitles for his Queens, New York dialect)a4ac04aaee34467a39b7ce1a58664319

 

His fans cheered. His adversaries protested. Hairstylists all over the USA gleefully smiled as they geared up for a four year tenured gig at the White  House confidently assured that this CLOWN’s hair (or LACK thereof) will need CONTINUAL maintenance. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

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Tri-State Area Trash & Trump (Ha!)

Grateful for the tragically hysterical comedy that comes from the minds (and groin areas) of the ever so “evolved” great white males from the tri-state area. (Praise God and the Heavens above I got the HELL out of that New York/New Jersey shit hole). Yep. Trump dropped the “P” word like SO many of the alcoholic, low-class, enabled, babied, entitled, ROMAN CATHOLIC influenced white males and JUST LIKE the rapist-minded alcoholic MCA recording artists managed by Rush Management at the time who, with the help of DJ Gabe (last name – something Italian! The rules don’t apply to me! I’m Italian-American!) BROADCASTED their rapings-in-song (the singer actually rapes teenaged girls (and most likely boys…. in REAL life) over the tri-state area airwaves via ROMAN CATHOLIC University SETON HALL’s WSOU  back in the 80’s and 90’s, they (the white male rapist-minded) CONTINUE to hide behind the “family values – I’m such a GREAT dad and husband” BULLSHIT facade as their enabling doormat wives (“I’m a good wifey and mother! My husband threw some metal on my finger and parked his load in my twat! I am SO lucky!!! Those sluts DESERVED to get raped! They were wearing skirts!”) STAND BY THEIR MAN!!! (because co-dependent breeders can’t do anything on their own…Melania, Hilary, etc….all these “good wifey/mother” enablers all BLEND to me.) The ROMAN CATHOLIC EDUCATED K-12 alcoholic enablers are THE WORST. They will defend and protect these semen dumping rapist-minded pigs at EVERY chance. It’s just the way they were raised. ZERO self-esteem. (“I’m only here to BREED and CLEAN THE HOUSE! With a piece of metal on my finger! Lucky me!”) LOL!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!! (And then some of these idiots get divorced. Yeah. Big “surprise”.) Like I said, Praise GOD and the Heavens above I got the hell out of that New York/New Jersey area hell hole and got rid of all the human TRASH that came with it. LOL!!!! God Bless America. And So It Is.

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The “Good” The “Bad” The UGLY

Jesus. I mean really. JESUS. Female bodies are ALWAYS the topic of controversy dictated by the perceptions of  what MALES (and some females’)  THINK a female is supposed to be, while males (I know, not ALL but so many) just let it all hang out – sometimes LITERALLY. (What’s that you say? You’re TIRED of hearing about the injustices? The “whining”?) Well GUESS WHAT? I’m EXHAUSTED from the imbalance too. Take this Octomom/Natalie Suleman chick. She’s DONE with the STRIPPING (ooooh. “BAD”, “BAD”, “BAD” thing that STRIPPING). But when she wants to (or any woman for that matter wants to) risk their life going through pregnancy and childbirth you know SUFFER!!!!! (women MUST SUFFER – that’s what you are put here to do women – SUFFER! it’s all “GOOD”!!!!! (awwwww how “beautiful” having your body stretched out to Kingdom Come while the male just kicks back and hits the STRIP CLUB (“BAD”), the porn, sticks his HPV infected dick into any hole that he wants it to go into (Hi Bill Clinton- Hope Hilary’s Pneumonia is getting better). AND THESE STUPID CRO-MAGNON MEN WHO THINK ALL WOMEN ARE JUST DYING TO HAVE THAT WAD OF SEMEN PARKED INTO THEIR UTERUS AND THAT’S ALL  EVERY WOMAN ON PLANET EARTH LIVES FOR (Having BABIES!!!!!) – to those men – please go directly to hell. Thank you.  Then there’s this MATERNITY LEAVE controversy which to me isn’t a controversy – come up with a way for MEN to get pregnant and we will NEVER HAVE to WORRY ABOUT WARS OR TERRORISM EVER AGAIN, as certain males are always the FIRST ones to WHINE about “injustice” and “being taken advantage of” as CHILDLESS women (GASP! GASP! GOD FORBID!!!!!!!!!) are oftentimes perceived by those on both sides of the fence as carefree and my “favorite”…. SELFISH while many of these self-serving breeders USE their offspring as BUFFER/COVER-UPS to alleviate the guilt of their OWN irresponsible past behaviors they embarked upon on a regular basis LIKE DRIVING DRUNK, CRASHING CARS INTO TREES, DEALING DRUGS, WORKING FOR THE WORLD PEDOPHILE ORGANIZATION (aka the ROMAN catholi-ICK church), GOSSIPING etc. etc. etc………but GOD FORBID somebody’s a STRIPPER!!!! OH NO!!!!! (AS IF the strippers put AK-47’s to mens’ heads and FORCED them to go to the strip clubs). Gimme a break. UGLY. UGLY. UGLY. Ugly Americans.***PS to all the SINGLE fathers out there who sacrifice EVERYTHING for your kids -although I never met one of you in my entire life – this doesn’t apply to you. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.pregnancy-health-risks-written-pregnant-tummy-18884806slutshaming2_3imgres

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