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5 Reasons Pinocchio is Cooler Than Lance Armstrong

Five Reasons Pinocchio is Cooler Than Lance Armstrong

1. He’s much more charming. His big blue eyes are more sympathetic and you want to like him. Lance appears crazy and tweaked out.

2. He didn’t waste Cheryl Crow’s time.

3. Two nights weren’t wasted with Oprah interviewing him about what everyone already knew.

4. He’s more sanitary. He wears white gloves.

5. He’s a much better puppet. His handlers knew exactly what they were doing and didn’t take over a decade to reveal pulling his strings.

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7 Minutes Not Long….Unless You’re Holding Your Breath

Money before people. That’s the message from Congress as of late. Now if John Boehner’s  house was destroyed? INSTANT disaster relief for sure! Dismissive attitudes abound and then the minimizers of human suffering want praise, accolades, campaign votes, fans and to NOT be talked about unfavorably. There’s A LOT of that going around !(…..and not just in Congress). 

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