Oh Boo Hoo…… Emotionally trapped-in-the-1980’s, Guns-N-Roses guitarist Slash and his soon-to-be ex-wife are getting a divorce. Could her boobs look any more ridiculous? Proportion distortion is her calling card (I guess)….that’s what keeps males who are trapped in infancy and the seventh grade mind set interested (“duh!!! BIG BOOBS! Can’t wait to blow a load!”)…even if the males ARE WELL OVER AGE 45. And to top it off, while kids are starving in Syria, these high school drop out, alcoholic morons, “boobs are my LIFE!” types REPRODUCED (nice! more fuck-ups coming down the pike in the next 20 years!)….and….have millions to fight over. Yippie! God Bless America. Amen.
So the latest in lane changing comes from some newly estrogen-ized EX-Navy Seal named “Kristen” Beck (formerly Chris Beck). This Beck person claims to have wanted to be a girl since the beginning of time. Right. That’s why he MARRIED and REPRODUCED TWICE, screwing up not just his life, but his kids, his ex-wives, and all the other people in his surroundings who will now struggle with trust issues until the end of time. Well of course now that he’s 46 years old, PAST the child bearing years (remember that part about him wanting to be a girl? Try childbirth dude. Oh right. As a man you NEVER had too. How convenient!) and probably owes God knows how much in alimony and/or child support or has quite possibly gotten more women pregnant and is in other kinds of hot water, so of course NOW is the time to switch lanes into the ever-so-GLAMOROUS world of female-hood (again POST puberty, POST childbearing years, POST premenstrual syndrome, POST marriages, POST hefty military retirement package). Uh huh. Gosh. And to think. People are now PRAISING this person for their “COURAGE” (I’m laughing really really hard right now) to come out because they were in such excruciating pain as a male for so many decades. (Sigh). They better get to work perfecting that trans-Martian surgery. I’d sign up tomorrow and get out of whole boatload of responsibilities! And so it is. AMEN.