Yes, yes, folks….once again…just when you thought somebody who is in the limelight, in the media, and who makes millions of dollars couldn’t get any more stupid, well, they in fact….DO GET MORE STUPID!!! (I thought we reached the stupidity ceiling, but evidently NOT!) LA Clipper’s owner Donald Sterling recently told his girlfriend (and take note- the guy’s like 80 years old and she’s like 30 ish/40 ish….of course. LOL) that she needs to STAY AWAY from THOSE BLACK PEOPLE and NOT bring them to HIS GAMES. (And now we pause for a moment.)
Hmmmmm. No, really, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………………
Now, everybody knows that the NBA (BASKETBALL aka B-Ball, etc.) is mostly comprised of Indians, Filipinos, Eskimos, Jews, Nordics, and Chinese. There’s HARDLY ANY black players. I can’t even think of one black player on the entire NBA, can you? So when Mr. Sterling tells his four decade younger girlfriend that she shouldn’t bring “those blacks” to HIS games, he is EXACTLY ON POINT (not.). God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.
Remember that hit show back in the 90’s – Married With Children? Kelly Bundy played by Christina Applegate was such an airhead. She once had this conversation with her brother Bud on the show:
Kelly: I’m trying to teach these kids how to read.
Bud: But, Kelly, you can’t read.
Kelly: Well you can’t score, but you still have a bed.
(Such 90’s humor…..WHAT A CHARACTER!)
Today, in the twenty first century, we have evolved incredibly. The comedy has become so sophisticated, that now, we watch our comedy on the NEWS. (That’s right. I said THE NEWS).
Today, our Bundy isn’t a Kelly though. Today’s Bundy is an intellectually sophisticated, highly observant and completely up-to-date, inclusive, generous, and articulate Cliven Bundy. Here’s something from Cliven’s schtick:
“They abort their young children, they put their young men in jail, because they never learned how to pick cotton.
“And I’ve often wondered, are they better off as slaves, picking cotton and having a family life and doing things, or are they better off under government subsidy? They didn’t get no more freedom.”
LOL! He’s just TOO funny, isn’t he? Especially his grammar (ie. “didn’t get no more freedom”) HA! …and ALL black people are referred to as “THEY” in his world, and “THEY” are all “enslaved” because “THEY” didn’t learn to pick cotton according to him.
I’m SO glad he’s NOT a racist! (Can you JUST imagine IF he WAS?) YEEEEE HAAAAA!!!!!!! Makes me SO PROUD to be an American. God Bless It. And so it is. Amen.
So this Boomer Esiason guy, who, by the way, will NEVER have to get a C-section in HIS entire life has to say, “Quite frankly, I would have said C-section before the season starts, I need to be at Opening Day.” Then in the ever-so-popular back pedaling strategy he pathetically tried to mitigate his blatant sexism (laced with misogyny – ie. “EVERYBODY KNOWS MALE DOMINATED SPORTS ARE MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN A MERE FEMALE’S LIFE/PHYSICAL PAIN/THANK GOD I NEVER HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT GIRL SHIT/I’M SO GREAT IM A WHITE MALE. NOW KISS MY ASS”) with the “politically correct” apologetic, “I was not telling women what to do with their bodies … I would never do that.” Well bud, TOO LATE….you ALREADY DID. Now. I’m telling him what to do with his body: GO GET A C-SECTION ON YOUR HEAD DUMMY. Then, go get your mouth sewn shut, and go run up and down the football field chasing your balls because evidently, THAT is your primary talent. And so it is. Amen.