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Entitled White Guys & Their Weak Apologies

Oh Jesus. Here we go again! Another has-been, old, white guy making the media rounds with yet another sad and sorry excuse for an “apology”. (Isn’t it always SO timely that these “apologies” ALWAYS happen AFTER the entitled White Guy has either directly or indirectly damaged masses of people’s spirits, some individual’s esteem and in some cases (maybe even many cases) some people’s vaginas, sexual health, mental and emotional well being for life. Howard Stern, who has made his EXTREMELY PROSPEROUS LIVING off of degrading someone ELSE’S daughters, someone ELSE’s sisters, someone ELSE’s female friends, someone ELSE’s mother, etc., NOW all of a sudden, (now that he’s OLD, and his archaic radio show is essentially a platform that went by the way of leg warmers and feathered hair) he is supposedly the “NEW JESUS” repenting for his past (?) sins, with his nearly two decades younger trophy-wife posing by his side. (I bet she’s just doubled over in pain LAUGHING about Howard Stern’s ex wife’s miscarriage. (Isn’t that just “hilarious”?) ) Of course an entitled White Guy with a dick, who NEVER will experience anything like that with HIS body can make ALL the jokes in the world about it with ….get this…$$$REWARDS$$$ included. Let a woman, a black person and/or a minority on any job try that “joke”, and watch that person get canned from employment in a NEW YORK MINUTE. Entitled prick White Guys “mysteriously” get excused, with their enabling door mat females, sycophants and friends gleefully cheering them on (think Melanoma Trump) with that “oh he’s just a guy” pathetic brush off that they always use. (And Stern wants us to believe he’s “Sorry”??? Give us a BREAK !!!!). Moron, entitled White Guy Liam Neeson is another pathetic case. , and this has-been Moby is another one. All these jokers need to do is go back to doing the only thing that any of them is good at – and that’s playing with their dicks. That’s it. You all are old and ugly now, your hey day is over, nobody cares about your half-assed, bullshit apologies. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

They’re goin’ down, down, down…….

So, “devoted family man” Michael Cohen is going to prison. No kidding. Maybe Michael will be singing that Top 10 “going down, down, down…..” chorus by the now admittedly mentally ill, New Jersey, international superstar Bruce Springsteen, when Michael sits in his cell. Maybe Donald “grab ’em by the pussy” Trump will be singing it too.  God Bless America. And so it is. Amen. 

“A TOUGH time for HIM………”

……says Donald “grab ’em by the pussy” Trump, about former White House staff secretary Rob Porter. Trumpty Dumpty goes on to say, “…..hopefully he has a GREAT career ahead of him.”

I don’t know about you, but I’m all “broken up” (rolling eyes) about “poor”, “poor”, “poor”, ol’ Rob Porter. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Actually, there is one industry that would REALLY love to have Mr. Porter come on board for his “new”, “GREAT!”, “career”. That’s an industry where glamorizing rape, misogyny, and domestic violence, is COMMON. In fact, should one argue against the “boys will be boys”, “it’s just locker talk” ideology, one is just brushed to the side and considered to be “crazy”. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

 

 

Melania Gets A Taste of Her Own Healthcare

Comical. That’s what this entitled, enabling, groupie-turned-old-rich-guy’s-“wife”, truly is. This Melania Trump – the same chick-in-stiletto-heels who defends and excuses her “grab ’em by the pussy” husband is going to take issue with Kathy Griffin’s latest stunt .Isn’t it revoltingly humorous that Mrs. Melania Trump wants to use her 11 year old son as some pawn of victimhood when his father is the target of some dark humor YET has NO PROBLEM exposing her “precious” (I’m rolling my eyes) offspring to his father’s MISOGYNY, RACISM, BULLYING, XENOPHOBIA, ISLAMOPHOBIA, SEXISM and GENERAL STUPIDITY. You – Melania Trump –CHOSE to reproduce with that Donald “grab ’em by the pussy” Trump creature, and now expect to get the “mother of the year” award? You want sympathy and to be viewed as nurturing? LOL!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like I said – C-O-M-I-C-A-L. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

My Name is Beyonce…..

beyonce-2017-grammy-performanceunknownimages……and I have a gold hubcap around my neck. I was driving past the Marcy Projects in Brooklyn the other day and this gold hub cap came flying through the limo window. I said, “Hey! I’ma wear this here!” And the rest is ….HISTORY. And so it is. God Bless America. Amen.

Scrutinized Tweets, Posts & Clucks.

The alleged NJ/NY “bomber”‘s family is being scrutinized.  Check out the lyrics to Bruce Springsteen’s song Atlantic City below. Gotta love Jersey. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

Well they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night
Now they blew up his house too
Down on the boardwalk they’re gettin’ ready
For a fight gonna see what them racket boys can do

Now there’s trouble busin’ in from outta state
And the D.A. can’t get no relief
Gonna be a rumble out on the promenade and
The gamblin’ commission’s hangin’ on by the skin of its teeth

Well now everything dies baby that’s a fact
But maybe everything that dies someday comes back
Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty
And meet me tonight in Atlantic City

Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man could pay
So I drew what I had from the Central Trust
And I bought us two tickets on that Coast City bus

Now baby everything dies baby that’s a fact
But maybe everything that dies someday comes back
Put your makeup on fix your hair up pretty
And meet me tonight in Atlantic City

Now our luck may have died and out love may be cold
But with you forever I’ll stay
We’re goin’ out where the sand’s turnin’ to gold
Put on your stockin’s ’cause the night’s getting’ cold
And maybe everything dies that’s a fact
But maybe everything that dies someday comes back

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War. Violence. Men. “Power”.

God. When will this crap end? Seeing the footage of Pat Smith, mother of Sean Smith- the man killed in Benghazi, go off on Hilary Clinton, spinning Donald Trump (joke) as some hero (joke), made me think: the old white guy NEW YORK misogynist media is once again up to their old tricks. Yeah. I’m talking about the MEN. The MEN who NEVER go through pregnancy, NEVER go through CHILDBIRTH, NEVER have an ounce of empathy for anyone except themselves, their egos and their dicks. The MEN who are continually abusing their power, CAPITALIZING AND PROFITING OFF OF A MOTHER’S PAIN (a PAIN THEY WILL NEVER KNOW) and USING her emotions as FREE content while they stroke their cocks and their egos and make innuendos about having Clinton assassinated.    And then we wonder why Americans are hated around the globe. Think Benghazi was bad? The OLD, NEW YORK WHITE GUY REGIME (PIMPS) will have us bombed in 5 minutes just by Trump opening his STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, RACIST, MISOGYNIST mouth and his old white guy media globally broadcasting his stupidity and 1950’s mentality. Prayers to the world. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.images-6images-5images-7

Out of Touch. Out of Time.

When certain presidential candidates and their campaigns aren’t running their mouths  and overtly broadcasting their stupidity and plagiarism, the public can relax in the peaceful silence of pursuing happiness – a HEADACHE-FREE happiness. UNLIKE the LAUNDRY LIST of songs used INAPPROPRIATELY for this campaign, it should be a UNIVERSAL LEGAL MANDATE that the first line of the chorus in Hall and Oates’s “Out of Touch”   be played in a continual loop EVERY time this particular presidential candidate speaks and when we have to look at him and his image being broadcast in any form. Wish he was more like GHAZALA KHAN– (nice and QUIET). God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.Unknownimages-4d196245ad58a9ca6e27fc5fca293d691

The Next Junkie on the Way!

So Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone (AKA “Madonna”!) is concerned about her 15 year old son’s recent behavior. This is the same woman who fronted the MDNA tour – a play on words for the MDMA drug. Start prayin’ Madonna. START PRAYIN’. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.01_07022631_58dd46_2677113aimgres-1images

Geriatric Men From New York….

…..somehow often seem to think RAPE is so funny. It’s always the lowest common denominator types, the ones who had their hey day when that archaic television show Solid Gold (LOL!) was popular, and now they are ANCIENT history, and most people could give less of a shit about them. Like this Damon Wayans idiot. Oh yeah, this loser – (those “bitches” aren’t “rape-able” according to him) – what a  freakin’ knee slapper. Ha. Ha. I mean, what GRADE is this idiot in? (And we’re worried about ISIS?!?!?) But, if anybody says ANYTHING negative about black men around Mr. “Geriatric” Wayans…oh LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! Wow. The let-down after the fame wave must be ROUGH, like a gigantic THUD (think dropping a cinder block through the bottom of the floor with NO WAY back up). Pitiful. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.200px-2007_Damon_Wayans_crop_01searchimgres

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