If Hilary Clinton becomes the first female US President does this mean that Hill Billy Clinton (that sex addicted pig she calls her husband) will be called the First Man? (Ya’ know, like they’ve called all the presidents’ spouses the First Lady…..Michelle O, Jackie Kennedy/Onasis, Ladybird Johnson etc.) UGH. That is DISGUSTING. He has NO CLASS whatsoever. When Hilary Clinton gets up and runs her mouth about women’s issues and family values it is FAKE CITY TO THE MAXIMUM – she is the ENABLER-IN-DENIAL-QUEEN. Jesus HELP US. This is all just TOO PATHETIC. God bless America. And so it is. Amen.
First off…PRAYERS TO PARIS. Seriously. But there’s another kind of terrorism that plagues the planet – these ENTITLED, STUPID, ARROGANT, POMPOUS, SEX-ADDICTED, ALCOHOLIC, DRUG ADDICTED, MISOGYNISTIC, AMERICAN MALES who REALLY believe that they are invincible and that nobody will ever get pregnant by them or will ever get a disease by them (even though they fuck 2000 hookers a day with no protection, get dick up the ass every other week, and shoot all kinds of drugs into their systems for the past 30 years and lie about their shitty sexual and alcoholic behavior over and over again and EXPECT everyone to believe their delusions). Now this Charlie Sheen loser is all in the media because he has HIV (Gasp! No! Really?!?!?) I mean, COME ON! Does anybody think he’s the ONLY drug-addicted, semen dumping, lying, pompous, STD infected loser whorring around in the entertainment business?!?! Does anybody think he’s the ONLY drug-addicted, semen dumping, lying, pompous, STD infected loser whorring around in ANY business?!?! These middle aged LOSERS all think that it’s still seventh grade and they can get away with WHATEVER with NO consequences, and all they have to do is lie, and some stupid, co-dependent, desperate idiot will be by their side no matter what. This Sheen creep actually thinks that he’s never infected anybody. Right. People wake the fuck up! Charlie Sheen is like EVERY pompous, sex-addicted, alcoholic, middle aged loser who still thinks the party is going on (while they play the “family man” role and lie their old, wrinkled faces off. Gimme a break.) God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.
So this Jared Fogle just got busted for raping minors over the past few years (plural) with the help and assistance of being fed more pervert fodder (some that was produced by hidden cameras in clock radios. how “lovely”) by the creep who was running his charity which was designed to “help” children. Isn’t it amazing how some misogynist perverts get caught while others just like them coast and go on to make movies with famous Hollywood directors? Keep in mind, all this went down in good ol’ NEW YORK CITY!!!! (not Mexico, not Afghanistan, not Kenya) and this Jared creep is married with children. And so it is. God Bless America. Amen.
I “love” when people, with upmost sincerity, look at me with a perplexed look on their faces and say, “So Why Don’t You Have Kids?” This particularly irks me when this, in my opinion, BEYOND ridiculous question, comes from the mouth of a clueless white male who never goes through childbirth or pregnancy a day in his life and who has had a stay-at-home “Betty Crocker” type mother – the kind who has never worked outside of the home. (I won’t NAME anybody out on this today especially if they are NOT a celebrity) (even though they THINK they are). So Carly Fiorina doesn’t think everybody in America should get maternity leave. Did you hear that all you parents out there? PRO LIFE advocates (WHATEVER the fuck that means…seriously…I’m cracking up laughing right now) REALLY have this section in their brain that thinks money grows on trees. Their argument? Let the COMPANIES decide. Well, having been FIRED by MORE THAN ONE COMPANY (PLURAL. PLURAL. PLURAL) because I had to attend funeral services or near-death-experience-of-family members (while WHITE MEN discuss PLAYBOY MANSION outings and show pictures of tits on their phones in the CORPORATE environment – 30, 40, 50 year old men not teenagers) I’m really not TRUSTING companies to look out for ANYBODY’s DAMN INTEREST ESPECIALLY the one who is going through childbirth and pregnancy while her counterpart is discussing Playboy Mansion outings and whacking off to tits on his phone. Not to mention the absolute and blatant discrimination of workers in this country who CHOOSE NOT to breed. I mean, it’s ridiculous. And so it is. God Bless America. Amen.
So, recently a bunch of cartoonists in Europe were mercilessly slaughtered for poking fun at religion. Horrible, right? Gross. But today, I came across some of the BEST and probably unintentional (or maybe COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL) pieces of satire I’ve read in quite some time. Some guy most people have never heard of until now (of course) wrote some article about the “gay agenda” (too funny!) that is being “crammed” down our throats via television – and no, this writer wasn’t even referring to the “Bill Clinton hanging out with the pedophile thing” either (talk about AGENDA – wish good ol’ Hillbilly Clinton would get some sex-addiction therapy QUICKLY ! but…we know…we know….HE “doesn’t” have a “problem” – that’s just the way THEM good ol’ boys are! Yeee Ha!). (Insert Banjo Music) But I digress…..So this “Christian” writer talks of the…get ready now….”EVILS” (lol!) of Ellen DeGeneres and her “GAY AGENDA” and lists the ALTERNATIVES to that “evil”. Here are two that made the “Christian” “alternatives to evil” (lol!) list:
1) Gunsmoke : a 1950’s/1960-ish television show whereby one of the main characters is a PROSTITUTE/MADAM who “services” (wink wink) married men or unmarried men (gotta SOW THOSE WILD OATS BOYS! YEE HA!). Evil Agenda? “Hey all you horny cowboys who can’t control your dick – while your sperm-dumping- receptacle (aka “fruitful vine”, “wife”) is home cooking and cleaning and minding your offspring, you can pleasure yourselves with a few drinks at the saloon and then receive a nice “happy ending” with one of our whores upstairs.” Now that’s some “Christian” Family Entertainment right there! (PS – in real life the lady who played the main Madam/Prostitute character died of AIDS having been MARRIED to a man who was GAY (yup!).)
2) The Fugitive: Really? Jesus promoted cigarette smoking and revenge?
God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.
Oh Lordie Lord Lord. As “good”, “Christian” ,”family values”, IT worker Justin Ross Harris was getting his rocks off sexting photos to teenaged girls his NOT EVEN 2 YEAR OLD SON literally melted to death in the back of the car that his FATHER locked him in for several hours in the hot Georgia sun.
These SPERM DUMPERS and their TWISTED VALUES (my DICK is NUMBER ONE PRIORITY! ) need to FRY. Put this LOSER’s balls in the DEEP FRYER and crank it on full throttle ’til his skin fries off the bone. Then put the rest of him in. These kind of people make me sick. And so it is. Amen.