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BELOW the standards………..

So Cardinal O’Brien, who formerly said that he was innocent of sexual inappropriateness, is now saying that he DID in fact embark on some questionable sexual activity. Here’s his latest quote straight from the CNN page:

“I wish to take this opportunity to admit that there have been times that my sexual conduct has fallen below the standards expected of me as a priest, archbishop and cardinal,” 

Ok. So according to this silly, insincere quote, there is implication that there ARE sexual standards for priests, archbishops and cardinals, and he has fallen BELOW them.  And what, by heavens, might these priestly sexual standards be? Was he under the table with three altar boys at one time when he should have only been with one at a time? I mean this is the same guy that was supposedly anti-gay a short time ago? (I’m laughing).

Twisted. Hypocritical. Liar. Once. Again. Amen.

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The Vatican Scoop

Yeah, the Pope has HAD it with the papal scene. Just think about it for a second. You’re 80-something, you have to wear ridiculous looking head wear, hold large shepherd-looking, pole-like things in one hand while waving with the other hand, AND burden your hands with multiple-carat gold rings on your elderly fingers. Sheesh! I’m getting exhausted just thinking about it! On top of that, you have to abide by antiquated rules about abortion, marriage, birth control, act like you’re praying all the time, cover up pedophilia and live in Rome. (Don’t know how he’s done it for so long!). Sister Esparanza Mary Rose Theresa, the Vatican Human Resources director phoned me last week to give me a heads-up about the Pope’s departure. Through her Marlboro Red damaged voice (she told me she smokes 4 packs a day) and thick Italian accent, she proceeded to tell me, that during his exit interview, Benedict confided in her that he’s had a lifelong dream of becoming a rapper. He told her, “If I don’t go after my dreams now, it will never happen.” After offering him a cigarette on her smoke break, she informally asked him if he was working on any upcoming tracks. He knowingly winked, and then told her, that from here on out, he wants to be referred to as “Bennie 16” ONLY. Sister Esparanza thinks his current wardrobe will transition nicely into his new rap career. At any rate, I’ll keep praying. Peace and Blessings.

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