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Bruce Honey, You Really Have No Idea No Offense

Hey look I’m all for being yourself (whatever that may be for you) and I don’t care if you change lanes, change sexes or change the color of spray paint if you decide to die yourself green…but when a male who has won track fame, national commercials and parenthood status – all without menstrual cramps, hormonal fluctuations and bleeding from their genitalia for one week straight EVERY SINGLE month since fifth or sixth grade until menopause, I have to say, Mr. Jenner   “You have NO IDEA what it’s like to be a woman. NO OFFENSE.  And best of luck to you and your new transgender role. Seriously. You’ll save a TON on tampons and sanitary napkins for sure.” And so it is. Amen.

Bruce Jenner of the USA celebrates at the 1976 Summer Olympics

 

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Glamorized Cavemen Suck

It’s horrible enough that glamorized, misogynist apes who beat their wives and murder people are running down football fields getting paid millions of dollars by the flocks of brain-dead sheep that patronize them, but then there’s the narcissistic props that feed into and assist them with their overrated sense of self-importance. Enter Britt McHenry ! She’s the “ever-so-classy” ESPN sports reporter that I never heard of until this morning. Evidently, she had to pay a tow fine (a BIG problem in her little world) and had to CONDESCENDINGLY inform the tow attendant that SHE is ON TELEVISION!  (oooooh….ahhhh!) It’s wild how she gets suspended for verbal confrontation, yet these wife-beating-murderers are allotted AMPLE room, and get-out-of-jail-passes for heinous, criminal behavior over and over and over. It “ONLY” took Aaron Hernandez THREE murders before anything was done.  Again….this is yet another reason why I don’t patronize sports. God Bless America. Amen.

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Stand-out: Rice has been a star player for the Ravens ever since he was drafted in the second round of the 2008 draft. Prior to that, he played for Rutgers University Former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez is already jailed, awaiting trial in the killing of Odin Lloyd in June.

 

One Word: GROSS

This broad is twisted. Having sex with a 12 year old when you’re 33? GROSS. And leave it to the media to try to make it look all “happily ever after“. (VOMIT) God Bless America. Amen.

Hey Man 1976 is Over..Deal With It.

So famed, has-been rocker Ted Nugent (“Ped” Nugentremember he likes bangin’ those underaged teen girls and singing pro-rape songs about it “Cat Scratch Fever” – pedophile that he his) is on a new campaign proclaiming that Obama is the reason veterans are committing suicide. This folks, is the BEST COMEDY I’ve read in quite some time. I thought Michelle Bachmann comparing Obama to suicide/homicide pilot Lubitz was hysterical, but Ped – you take the cake. The good news? While Ped is running his mouth and taking time to say stupid things, masses of 15 year old girls can walk the streets in safety for at least 5 minutes and helpless animals will be able to retreat into the deep woods of Michigan without worrying about being blasted to smithereens by this gun-toting moron (at least until he gets done running his mouth, deluding himself into thinking anyone with two brain cells would take his ridiculousness seriously.) These dinosaur white guys are a trip. God help us. And so it is. Amen.   Cat Scratch Fever  

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