Scott Baio really puts the stamp on the DUMB, Brooklyn-bred LOSER stereotype. Duh. Duh. Duh. “Ladies” he says of SEXUAL ASSAULT BRAGGING ” ‘Dis iz how guys TAWK“. Duh. Duh. Duh. Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He thinks he “represents” ALL -that’s ALL – men and the way “they” (according to HIM) talk. How TYPICALLY ARROGANT. The dumb ape REALLY believes that he will NEVER go through a divorce (LOL!!!). What a “great” role model for his daughters. And then he’s filling out police reports when people around him are upset. What a SPOILED BABY he is. That’s what happens when POPULARITY is OVER at 21 years of age. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.
Posts tagged ‘Divorce’
So. You want to have kids! Yeah! I mean the earth would be deficient if YOUR “PHENOMENAL” GENES weren’t replicated, right? There’s a little more to it than just dumping the semen into the hole, and tossing a ball a few times a month (that’s if you’re the stick-around type of guardian) but SOMETIMES it takes the “we’re SO GREAT we MUST, MUST, MUST BREED” types a few YEARS to fully understand that their “precious offspring/power-struggle PAWN” is actually going to be HIS OR HER OWN PERSON, INDEPENDENT OF the SELF-IMPORTANT, delusional, NARCISSISTIC mammals that brought him or her into this very existence called human life. Uh huh. Enter (drum roll please) CELEBRITY BREEDERS. Oh Yeeeeeaaaaaaah! This international superstar celebrity MADONNA!!! and her international celebrity movie director ex GUY RITCHIE!!!!! (applause! applause! applause!) are feuding over their celebrity offspring and they and the attorneys are saying that “it is best to keep him as much out of the spotlight as possible…” Uhh…..it’s a LITTLE late for that INTERNATIONAL- SPOTLIGHT-SELF-IMPORTANT- CELEBRITY -BREEDER PARENTS. (What are these people thinking when they have kids? Oh. The usual THEMSELVES!!!!!!!) God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.
So Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone (AKA “Madonna”!) is concerned about her 15 year old son’s recent behavior. This is the same woman who fronted the MDNA tour – a play on words for the MDMA drug. Start prayin’ Madonna. START PRAYIN’. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.
Okay everybody! We can all let out a BIG sigh of RELIEF knowing that men with histories of drug addiction, porn addiction, and documented hatred of their mother are walking around with government issued firearms to PROTECT us! That is, before murdering their entire family and then committing suicide. Don’t you feel SAFE now? God Bless America. Amen.
I mean, did all these couples in the gay community REALLY think that they were immune from relationship hell ? I can see it now….the EQUALITY in DIVORCE logo. http://news.msn.com/us/miss-judge-refuses-to-grant-gay-couples-divorce