Barbara Bowman asks “WHY?” her complaints of revered comic Bill Cosby’s alleged rape fell on deaf ears. (Sigh.) Let me give an illustration. Let’s say it’s 1862 down South, and old man white guy is commanding orders. Old man white guy says to his wife (imagine deep Southern drawl): “Woman…tell them there N*****rs that they best get on out there and tend to the crops.” His wife humbly obliges thinking nothing of it. Then January 1 1863 comes along and legislation is passed that frees black people. Now, “slavery” is no longer a viable economic tool for the white MAN according to the law. What was once, “N****rs” “tending to the crops” is now illegal and immoral. Now let’s take it back to the good ol’ 80’s (BEFORE Sinead O’Conner ripped up the photo of the Pope on SNL – Sinead got in such trouble for that – and now today, POST priest rape scandal, intelligent people UNDERSTAND WHY she did it, BEFORE Jerry Sandusky, Ariel Castro, Mamma June’s Creep Pedophile Significant Other, etc.) before ALL of that, when an entitled, sperm dumping, irresponsible, loser decided he was going to “have a little fun” (ie. sticking his penis in WHATEVER hole HE deemed “fun”) HE had ZERO consequences (ie. never gets pregnant a day in his sperm dumping life, is glorified for “getting” the girl, ‘boys will be boys’, etc.) so the rape victim is thrown under the bus, not taken seriously, and often times called “slut”, “psycho”, “gold digger” etc. so that the rapist NEVER has to be held accountable for his actions EVER. And when you throw some money and power towards the rapist, that’s when things get even more serious. (BTW…it wasn’t called “rape” it was called “what was she wearing and why was she there that slut”) It’s called SYSTEMIC MISOGYNY and it sucks. To Ms. Bowman, I say this…Prostate Cancer is on the rise (smile) and these creepy rapists will get a nice dose of karma in ways that our human brains can’t even imagine. And THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU to Hannibal Buress And so it is. Amen.
Posts tagged ‘Comedy’
R.I.P. Joan Rivers. Your crass humor will be missed. You were a pioneer to say the least. Although your plastic surgeon is crying harder than I am, please know, I did have to bust out the tissue when I got the bad news. You were a riot! Laugh on in the Great Beyond….
Today’s writing is no comedy-let me be clear – it’s from the bottom of my heart and soul. It’s a horrible feeling when you get the news that someone you admired and resonated with died, but it’s even worse when you find out they committed suicide. What makes it even more awful is when that person SEEMED to be so full of life, so wise, and so caring. So when Robin Williams killed himself, it was like a piece of our child-like happiness died too. In the past two days I’ve read and heard many ignorant and blatantly callous comments in regards to HOW he died. Idiotic comments like, “He’s in Hell now” and “He was selfish for doing that” and my all time “favorite”…….”He had EVERYTHING going for him“. Clearly, he DID NOT have EVERYTHING going for him, because when you DON’T HAVE YOUR HEALTH (this INCLUDES your MENTAL health) nothing else really matters. SEVERE CLINICAL DEPRESSION is a REAL, BONA-FIDE DISEASE but unlike cancer, diabetes, or epilepsy it is targeted for ridicule. For some reason, our society (or I should say CERTAIN people in our society) find it within themselves to BLAME the sick, depressed person instead of realizing that like any other malady, the person who suffers from the depression is at the disease’s whim. I also find it entirely LAUGHABLE that we live in a society where drugs and alcohol (a MAJOR DEPRESSANT) are GLORIFIED, ACCEPTED, ADVERTISED CONSTANTLY, WOVEN INTO THE FABRIC OF OUR SOCIAL NORMS, CONSIDERED “cool” (there’s something “wrong” with you IF you DON’T partake), CAUSING COUNTLESS PHYSICAL PROBLEMS OVER PERIODS OF TIME, yet, when somebody commits suicide because the LONG TERM EFFECTS OF DRUGS/ALCOHOL have ERODED their brain’s ability to balance itself out naturally (thus CONTRIBUTING to their possible pre-disposition towards depression), certain people are SO quick to judge. To those JUDGMENTAL, ARROGANT morons, I say this: “Hey GENIUS JUDGMENTAL ARROGANT IDIOTS – the next time you go hang out at the BAR with your “cool” friends, or drink your liquid DEPRESSANT at home, know this- – it’s only by the grace of God that YOU’RE not ending up with a shotgun to your head or a rope around your neck because ALCOHOL ( a MAJOR DEPRESSant) MESSES UP your brain chemistry NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE. So all you bar owners (“I’m SO great! I OWN a bar! I help mess up people’s brain chemistry!”) , bar flies (“Hey! “We’re hanging out at the BAR! Again!”), “cool” “only-thing-you-ever-did-was-drink-alcohol-your-way-through-high school/college” alcohol worshippers who “don’t” (laughter) have a problem, (“Yo Dude we’re gettin’ shit faced tonight bro!”), in other words, all you PRO alcohol-friendly types who have STUPID THINGS to say about people who committed suicide because of depression – IT ( meaning SUICIDE) COULD HAPPEN TO YOU ANY SECOND – and when and if it does? You WON’T be getting the same kind of love that Robin Williams got after his passing. REST ASSURED! So SHUT THE FUCK UP (*sometimes you speak the language that they understand!) and stop running your ignorant, arrogant, alcoholic mouths!!!!” And so it is. Amen.
Remember that hit show back in the 90’s – Married With Children? Kelly Bundy played by Christina Applegate was such an airhead. She once had this conversation with her brother Bud on the show:
(Such 90’s humor…..WHAT A CHARACTER!)
Today, in the twenty first century, we have evolved incredibly. The comedy has become so sophisticated, that now, we watch our comedy on the NEWS. (That’s right. I said THE NEWS).
Today, our Bundy isn’t a Kelly though. Today’s Bundy is an intellectually sophisticated, highly observant and completely up-to-date, inclusive, generous, and articulate Cliven Bundy. Here’s something from Cliven’s schtick:
“They abort their young children, they put their young men in jail, because they never learned how to pick cotton.
“And I’ve often wondered, are they better off as slaves, picking cotton and having a family life and doing things, or are they better off under government subsidy? They didn’t get no more freedom.”
LOL! He’s just TOO funny, isn’t he? Especially his grammar (ie. “didn’t get no more freedom”) HA! …and ALL black people are referred to as “THEY” in his world, and “THEY” are all “enslaved” because “THEY” didn’t learn to pick cotton according to him.
I’m SO glad he’s NOT a racist! (Can you JUST imagine IF he WAS?) YEEEEE HAAAAA!!!!!!! Makes me SO PROUD to be an American. God Bless It. And so it is. Amen.
I always wonder about people who embark upon the writing and performing arts, exploit other writing and performing artists through public Google documents and the sharing of, record performances without the release or permission of SAG/AFTRA performers, have their performances posted on YouTube and then complain about feedback because their ego is so vested in others’ opinions of them, and assume that one’s rent is paid via “FUN”. It’s interesting to me, how some people are more concerned with validation from the peers in their little clique (ie. thinking they’re “cool” whatever that means) than with the insensitivity of telling “rape” and “dead baby” jokes publicly when they themselves have never had to physically have an abortion after being raped or have never or will never go through pregnancy. Their perception of “cool” is really twisted in my humble OPINION. That’s why I like to get the expression of their minds in black and white (coming directly from them verbatim). And, I like to have a GLOBAL VIEWING of the expression of their minds, because unlike them, I don’t give a shit if I’m “cool” (whatever that means). I’m a SATIRIST, and satire is public. It’s an art form that educates, empowers, enlightens, shames, ridicules, and picks apart all the nonsense that society presents before us and quite frankly……….puts a big ol’ smile on my face. Cool? Hey, that’s up to the reader. I can’t argue with anyone else’s perception – that’s on them. And unlike some people, I like to be INCLUSIVE rather than EXCLUSIVE. And some times, that means going public. *****names of characters have been changed to reflect MY perception, which is based on MY interaction with these people, and to protect their real identities since they are NOT multi million dollar celebrities (NO KIDDING).
The first expression (below) is me requesting permission to share criticism from those outside of the little clique bubble from where we all met as an attempt to get OUTSIDE perspective……
Rev Dr DK Gemini
…..someone I respect from the industry (no names mentioned) and someone else not from over here OR is it TOO early for that ????? (I can send you what they said if you want to know. If not, then, I obviously won’t)
One Opinion:That was wierd, Sweetie! You were good. I understood your ‘Paula Dean reference.’ Parts of the Video are funny, mostly because it’s so stupid… like the part with the guy playing the dog, and chasing the other guy around. Actually, I did not realize he was ‘pretending to be a dog,’ I thought he was just WEIRD, and THAT made it even funnier. Also, the guy depicting the 1940’s black and white movie out-take… THAT was funny. Outside of that? Well, I suspect that these guys are producing a lot of content every day, and so it becomes challenging to ‘cover all the bases,’ making sure everything is of a ‘stellar quality.’ Therefore, I give them a ‘C’ for a good effort, but the content, quality, actors and actors costumes could stand some improvement to make the content truly enjoyable. The Host, for instance… why is his jacket wrinkled? Little details like that make a REALLY BIG DIFFERENCE in production quality. Also, why is the Host ‘pretending’ like the woman at the end is a ‘new person’ he’s not yet interviewed, when the SAME ACTRESS previously portrayed about three other characters? Stupid. Just not intelligent and smart writing, and/or Video production. Just my take on it. I hope to not offend you, or your friends, but I think honest feedback is always appreciate. If, of course, the producers and actors do not care how the product is perceived, because you all a ‘just having fun,’ then bravo! Have at it. Mission accomplished. It looks like you guys probably had a lot of fun, and so that is a good thing.
Yes, it was around 2am wen I watched it. I howled–LOL
Glad you had fun & it makes sense that these are ‘tech guys.’. THAT makes sense.
Sheltered White Girl
Ok, I have to get this off of my chest. I very much disagree that this was “good input”. What you have forwarded to us here are the opinions of three people who we don’t know and, personally, I don’t give a shit about their opinions. There was almost no “constructive criticism” here with the exception of one commenter who cancels out anything constructive by saying that our writing was “Stupid. Just not intelligent and smart writing, and/or Video production.” The little bit that WAS constructive was crazy obvious (better costumes? NO SHIT. Enough individual and separate actors for each character? Wow, how insightful. You OBVIOUSLY (to borrow his or her tone) did not explain to them the odd nature of this project. But I’m not upset at him/her,. They were asked for their opinions (by you) and they have a right to their opinions. I am upset at you. What could this information possibly be, but a bummer to the rest of us? The lack of empathy here is astounding. We were (or I was, anyway, trying not to speak for everyone here) having silly fun, not auditioning or trying to make some professional-grade sketch comedy. Aside from not sharing unsolicited reviews from strangers, I would have thought that once you saw how off-base the criticisms were, and how misunderstood the project was, you would have maybe gone back to Mr. or Ms. Snarky McDouch-Nozzle and told them that we thought up and shot this in about six hours. And that we did so on purpose. Maybe knowing those things would have garnered a different reaction. Finally, as you are a former English teacher, I would also have thought that you would be able to recognize the difference between “constructive criticism” and just plain old “criticism”. Constructive and friendly criticism, I might like to hear, but what you sent us was shit that only made me angry at you and a little more self-conscious than I want to be as I take my first steps in to sketch comedy. That said, I shared this with my friends, too. Love it or hate it, it is something fun I did and am proud of it and will have it playing on my tombstone when I die (I assume that technology will be available by then). Name Withheld (Male), I think you did an amazing job editing and I thank you very much for this experience! I hope you invite me to play again sometime.Name Withheld(Male), your Noir Guy was amazing and the last line kills me every time!Maybe now I can stop writing this letter in my head.Thank you,
REV DR DK GEMINI
Thanks for sharing . FYI. Anger is a gift. Amen.
REV DR DK GEMINI (SENT TO 7 PEOPLE)
My perception of the difference in culture between Seattle and NY/NJ & LA. I knew there was Closet Homosexuality, but I had NO IDEA there was such a thing as CLOSET COMEDY. But I’m just an over 40 non-breeding heterosexual white woman (aka “The DEVIL”), so I suppose I’m out of the loop. I want to do, like BEHIND THE MUSIC——-BEHIND THE COMEDY. (and we’ll have the CLOSET COMEDY version too)PS: The BOLD typeface is who the email is FROM, I tried not to give personal full emails for fear of being persecuted further.
FAT ENTITLED WHITE GUY
Please do not include me in whatever this is, especially as a BCC. I can’t even tell what your diatribe about “closet comedy” and “being persecuted” is about, but near as I can tell you shared a video with people and then sent all their negative and unsolicited criticism to your partners, people who invited you to participate in something creative and positive with them. When they reacted negatively you decided to AGAIN abuse their trust and share their comments with more strangers…why? In the hopes that we would agree you were “persecuted?” Did you think we would all chuckle that someone’s feelings were hurt by people shitting all over their project? I really don’t get what you’re going for here. I just know that I consider these guys, especially NameWithheld, to be friends and fellow comedians and I won’t be a part of shitting on them behind their back. You’re not persecuted. You’re being a weirdo.
REV DR DK GEMINI
my being a WEIRDO is YOUR perception NOT scientific FACT. It’s your opinion. Need I remind you that your “definition” of “shitting” on people is SHARING information that I requested from NAME WITHHELD the creator of the idea’s permission to send. It is my opinion that you are over sensitive and immature but I’m a BIG girl and I know that’s JUST my opinion. My WEIRD self is going to rehearse now for other WEIRDOS who actually make their living off of their art. I will refrain from sending you further ails so that you and your PROFESSIONAL colleagues can gossip about me all you want. Enjoy!!!!!
FAT ENTITLED WHITE GUY
No one gossips about you REV DR DK GEMINI, despite your delusion that the world is out to get you it’s pretty obvious it’s all in your head. If anyone started sending me private conversations with you I would call them out just like I did you. It’s sad to me that at my simple request for you to not include me in whatever drama you’re constructing around yourself this time, your reaction is to try and insult me with weird jabs about my professionalism or “making a living off art,” whatever that’s supposed to mean. I invited you into a group of fun and creative people. You saw fit to share their private conversations with you for the amusement of others. That’s not cool, and that’s what I wanted to get across.
REV DR DK GEMINI
Please stop sending me YOUR opinions. I am disinterested in them. Please take me off your email list and I will do the same. Thank you. Further emails will be considered harassment.
(After I kindly asked FAT ENTITLED WHITE MALE to refrain from sending me emails)
FAT ENTITLED WHITE MALE
You’re a sad, tiny person REV DR DK GEMINI. I hope you get some real mental healthcare soon.
MY HOMEBOY FROM JERSEY
i think that dude overreacted
(This is me again) LOL!!!! Thank you GOD for this highly enlightening learning experience. Peace and Blessings. AMEN!!!