….has been elected into US Con Gress. Yes America, this is history! Taquisha Meow,is the FIRST EVER Black Female with Four Legs to gain votes and grab this prestigious and powerful seat. Ms. Meow, a Rebuplicat, credits her parents, two Zambian Panthers who fled their native Zambia for fear of becoming extinct, and immigrating to the US with only TWO CENTS in their paws, for her chance at this great American Dream. She then graduated from the Des Moines School of Beauty where she obtained her Beauty and Grooming License, and even entertained a career in the Cat Calendar industry “You think politics is rough? Try modeling! Those cats will scratch your eyes out for a chance to be on the cover!“, she has been quoted as saying. It was a chance meeting at the cat shelter where she crossed paths with the person she also credits for her success- her human – a Hare Krishna volunteer. Soon thereafter, Taquisha found herself a member of her human’s vegetarian movement, where she trained in global relations and peace negotiations with members of various faiths. Now, as a newly elected top tier government official, Taquisha is confident that she will make a difference. “I am female – hear me roar!” she says, as she licks her paw before curling up into a contorted body move that she regularly teaches as a Yoga instructor at the Hare Krishna center every week. When asked if she’s worried about the issues she’ll be forced to deal with in her new role, she yawns and stretches confidently while responding assuredly, “PuhlEEEEze. I have a leg up on all my opponents. In fact, I have two more legs than they do.” God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.