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Career Over By Playing THE VICTIM in Real Life

Jimmy Bennett is a manipulator. Not only is he a a manipulator, he is also a very stupid, greedy one. Asking for 3.5 million dollars after having sex with someone who shouldn’t have been having sex with him  is showing how greedy he really is.

Was he penetrated? Did he get pregnant? No? Well then guess what. He got PAID for having his dick sucked by someone who should not have been sucking it. He had sex and got PAID $350,000.000 for having sex. He was not penetrated. He did not get pregnant. 

These VICTIMS (REAL VICTIMS) of the Roman Catholic Church WERE penetrated and some WERE impregnated in MANY regions of the world and DID NOT ASK FOR and DID NOT RECEIVE 3.5 million or $350,000 bucks. So little SPOILED GREEDY BRAT Jimmy Bennett; save your money wisely because your career is over and you’ll now be known as a money-obsessed manipulator for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. And So It Is. Amen.

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Straight Outta Queens

Radicalized New Yorkers. Sheer Terror. Born in Queens, New York, USA. Sheer Terror.

“Born down in a dead man’s town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
End up like a dog that’s been beat too much
Till you spend half your life just covering up
Born in the U.S.A., I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A., born in the U.S.A.
Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand……”

-From Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen

God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.images-2

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Some Breeders Kill Me With Their Self Importance

So. You want to have kids! Yeah! I mean the earth would be deficient if YOUR “PHENOMENAL” GENES weren’t replicated, right? There’s a little more to it than just dumping the semen into the hole, and tossing a ball a few times a month (that’s if you’re the stick-around type of guardian) but SOMETIMES it takes the “we’re SO GREAT we MUST, MUST, MUST BREED” types a few YEARS to fully understand that their “precious offspring/power-struggle PAWN” is actually going to be HIS OR HER OWN PERSON, INDEPENDENT OF the SELF-IMPORTANT, delusional, NARCISSISTIC mammals that brought him or her into this very existence called human life. Uh huh. Enter (drum roll please) CELEBRITY BREEDERS. Oh Yeeeeeaaaaaaah! This international superstar celebrity MADONNA!!! and her international celebrity movie director ex GUY RITCHIE!!!!! (applause! applause! applause!) are feuding over their celebrity offspring and they and the attorneys are saying that it is best to keep him as much out of the spotlight as possible…”  Uhh…..it’s a LITTLE late for that INTERNATIONAL- SPOTLIGHT-SELF-IMPORTANT- CELEBRITY -BREEDER PARENTS. (What are these people thinking when they have kids? Oh. The usual imagesimages-2images-1THEMSELVES!!!!!!!) God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

The Next Junkie on the Way!

So Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone (AKA “Madonna”!) is concerned about her 15 year old son’s recent behavior. This is the same woman who fronted the MDNA tour – a play on words for the MDMA drug. Start prayin’ Madonna. START PRAYIN’. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.01_07022631_58dd46_2677113aimgres-1images

“Justifiable” Addiction and Violence

So the spotlight on that ever-so-present subject the GREAT WHITE MALE (that oh-so-special- kind-of-GREAT-WHITE-MALE) has been focused in recent days on Mr. Track Palin who recently socked his girlfriend while brandishing an AR-15 after his alleged “protecting and serving” us in the military (Hey, thanks Track.) . But I guess in Alaska things might be a bit different than living in an urban metropolis, and one might need an AR-15 propped up in the closet – I mean, in between swigs of alcohol and punching one’s s significant other in the face, some might say, the AR-15 is quite necessary…..even “justifiable”! But if it’s his girlfriend using it? (laughter) Then it’s “murder”! But when he’s using it, it’s “protecting and serving”.   (See how this shit works.)imagesimages-2
images-1Let’s take a look at the recent decision of six cops in Cleveland getting firedNone of those cops EVER sipped alcohol a DAY in their lives, right? (LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)….and they never drove drunk EVER, right? (LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Wow. Gotta LOVE it. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

Oscars Boycott? No Problem….

…I have not been watching these awards shows for the past 10 years regardless of race. You know what else I’ve naturally boycotted my entire life? Football games.(unless I was paid to play a football fan). That’s right! I guess that makes me a BAD American (oh well!). When I saw the movie “Concussion” with the other 4 people in the entire theater, I thought to myself, the movie industry is REALLY getting desperate for subjects in movies nowadays. (I’m going to write a screenplay and call it “Cavity” where the main premise of the film will center around a bubble gum blowing team whose members are all losing their teeth. I’m guessing it won’t be nominated for an Academy Award either. Oh well.) At any rate, Will Smith gets a standing ovation from me because I’d have read that script and would not have been able to keep a straight face no matter how much they’d be paying me. (Will….if “Cavity” gets made (on YOUR DIME) I’ll nominate you like there’s no tomorrow….and we can make a whole series of OBVIOUS titled films with political messages that highlight the STUPIDITY and BLATANT ARROGANCE of American culture…here I have a few: “Rusty Pipe” – a story about the water contamination of low income people in Flint, MI – “Obesity” – the story of Chris Christie stuffing his face – and “Alcoholic” – the story of Sean Penn trying to be a journalist. Lord Help Us. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

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Simi Valley SEMI-Literate

So this “lovely” Southern California school district called Simi Valley fired this coach because he APPEARED in a rap video. ” Otis Newell had apparently helped wayward youth go to college. But he was ACTING in a rap video (administrators…..it’s called ACTING A-C-T-I-N-G). YET, in another Southern California school district, administrator Steven Thomas Rooney was NOT acting in a video he was actually raping and impregnating several 14 and 15 year old students of his. But the district covered for him on more than one occasion. (Yeah. When you’re a white guy from New York things are different – different set of rules and laws). Well Mr. Rooney should be getting out of prison soon, maybe he can do some acting…..and other things (ahem). Yeah God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

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