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Straight Outta Queens

Radicalized New Yorkers. Sheer Terror. Born in Queens, New York, USA. Sheer Terror.

“Born down in a dead man’s town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
End up like a dog that’s been beat too much
Till you spend half your life just covering up
Born in the U.S.A., I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A., born in the U.S.A.
Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand……”

-From Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen

God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.images-2

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Some Breeders Kill Me With Their Self Importance

So. You want to have kids! Yeah! I mean the earth would be deficient if YOUR “PHENOMENAL” GENES weren’t replicated, right? There’s a little more to it than just dumping the semen into the hole, and tossing a ball a few times a month (that’s if you’re the stick-around type of guardian) but SOMETIMES it takes the “we’re SO GREAT we MUST, MUST, MUST BREED” types a few YEARS to fully understand that their “precious offspring/power-struggle PAWN” is actually going to be HIS OR HER OWN PERSON, INDEPENDENT OF the SELF-IMPORTANT, delusional, NARCISSISTIC mammals that brought him or her into this very existence called human life. Uh huh. Enter (drum roll please) CELEBRITY BREEDERS. Oh Yeeeeeaaaaaaah! This international superstar celebrity MADONNA!!! and her international celebrity movie director ex GUY RITCHIE!!!!! (applause! applause! applause!) are feuding over their celebrity offspring and they and the attorneys are saying that it is best to keep him as much out of the spotlight as possible…”  Uhh…..it’s a LITTLE late for that INTERNATIONAL- SPOTLIGHT-SELF-IMPORTANT- CELEBRITY -BREEDER PARENTS. (What are these people thinking when they have kids? Oh. The usual imagesimages-2images-1THEMSELVES!!!!!!!) God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

More Losers From the Music Biz!!!!

Here we go AGAIN! This time singer Ke$ha is getting support from Taylor Swift for Ke$ha’s unfortunate involvement with this Dr. Luke guy. Good for her. MANY, MANY, MANY of these CREEP MISOGYNISTIC SCUMBAGS really, really BELIEVE that the sun, moon and stars revolve around that dangling appendage between their legs, and that they can do ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING with that dangling appendage between their legs and there will be NO CONSEQUENCE for them whatsoever. I mean the bravado, the innate arrogance, the PRO-RAPE MENTALITY that they possess is BEYOND PITIFUL. THIRTY TWO (that’s 32) YEAR OLD record producer wants an EIGHTEEN (18) YEAR OLD girl fresh out of high school to live in his house. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.  (“What’s wrong with these ‘bitches’ ?! Can’t they just shut up when I’m havin’ a blast with my dick while they’re passed out?!? ) And so it is. God bless America. Amen.

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The Next Junkie on the Way!

So Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone (AKA “Madonna”!) is concerned about her 15 year old son’s recent behavior. This is the same woman who fronted the MDNA tour – a play on words for the MDMA drug. Start prayin’ Madonna. START PRAYIN’. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.01_07022631_58dd46_2677113aimgres-1images

“Justifiable” Addiction and Violence

So the spotlight on that ever-so-present subject the GREAT WHITE MALE (that oh-so-special- kind-of-GREAT-WHITE-MALE) has been focused in recent days on Mr. Track Palin who recently socked his girlfriend while brandishing an AR-15 after his alleged “protecting and serving” us in the military (Hey, thanks Track.) . But I guess in Alaska things might be a bit different than living in an urban metropolis, and one might need an AR-15 propped up in the closet – I mean, in between swigs of alcohol and punching one’s s significant other in the face, some might say, the AR-15 is quite necessary…..even “justifiable”! But if it’s his girlfriend using it? (laughter) Then it’s “murder”! But when he’s using it, it’s “protecting and serving”.   (See how this shit works.)imagesimages-2
images-1Let’s take a look at the recent decision of six cops in Cleveland getting firedNone of those cops EVER sipped alcohol a DAY in their lives, right? (LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)….and they never drove drunk EVER, right? (LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Wow. Gotta LOVE it. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

Oscars Boycott? No Problem….

…I have not been watching these awards shows for the past 10 years regardless of race. You know what else I’ve naturally boycotted my entire life? Football games.(unless I was paid to play a football fan). That’s right! I guess that makes me a BAD American (oh well!). When I saw the movie “Concussion” with the other 4 people in the entire theater, I thought to myself, the movie industry is REALLY getting desperate for subjects in movies nowadays. (I’m going to write a screenplay and call it “Cavity” where the main premise of the film will center around a bubble gum blowing team whose members are all losing their teeth. I’m guessing it won’t be nominated for an Academy Award either. Oh well.) At any rate, Will Smith gets a standing ovation from me because I’d have read that script and would not have been able to keep a straight face no matter how much they’d be paying me. (Will….if “Cavity” gets made (on YOUR DIME) I’ll nominate you like there’s no tomorrow….and we can make a whole series of OBVIOUS titled films with political messages that highlight the STUPIDITY and BLATANT ARROGANCE of American culture…here I have a few: “Rusty Pipe” – a story about the water contamination of low income people in Flint, MI – “Obesity” – the story of Chris Christie stuffing his face – and “Alcoholic” – the story of Sean Penn trying to be a journalist. Lord Help Us. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

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Trump & Dem Boyz From New Yawk

Oh Praise Jesus in Heaven that I got the HELL out of that Mafia-Infested-Drug-Addled-Misogynist-Shit-Hole also known as the New York/New Jersey Tri State Area. (Glory to God. Alleluiah!) That MYOPIC old-white-guy thinking that Mr. Trump DISPLAYS so VIVIDLY, is a TESTAMENT to the DISDAIN I have for that neck of the woods (and the misogynist ape mentality, and that “protect the great white male” enabler mentality that comes from it).  Trump talks about Hispanic rapists? Mr. Trump – it’s time to take a good, long, INVESTIGATIVE look at certain American Born White Men who drug and rape teenaged girls, sing songs about raping teenaged girls, and then make movies with ZERO accountability  (for rape) from the  help of all their ENABLERS, FAMILY MEMBERS, RAPE ENDORSERS and other funder/helpers who work at DISNEY, other domestic companies and MAYBE even the NYPD (LOL!!!!!!).  That’s right Mr. Trump. White, American, Misogynist MEN FROM NEW  YORK (Your very own HOME town!) who RAPE teenaged girls and NEVER go to jail (With their DOOR MAT enabler-leaning-post significant others standing by their side- Awwww. How “family values”). Hope any person around the rapist-pedophile-drug addicted-misogynist creeps mentioned in this (not Donald Trump) have a body camera and all their disease-immunization shots because the people listed in this post have diseases swimming around in their blood that medical science has not even come up with the names for yet. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen. 5 Presidential Traits That Donald Trump Is Missing Phil Allocco Picture Two suspected mob bosses kiss each other in a show of loyalty. The image comes from surveillance footage from the operation released by Italian police

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