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He’s Diseased, But Thrilled About His Hair

Millionaire Jada Pinkett Smith was recently miffed when raunchy, historically-classless, stand-up comic Chris Rock insulted her while doing his act on live nationally broadcast television this week at the Academy Awards ceremony. Jada Pinkett Smith’s “family man”, millionaire husband, reacted by approaching the comic and then physically assaulting him, in real time, while cameras were rolling. The seasoned actor, Mr. Jada Pinkett Smith, who has been a paid entertainment professional for the past several decades, proceeded to give an acceptance speech for his first Academy Award.

What, pray tell, was the impetus for Mr. Jada Pinkett Smith’s physical attack on the known insult-comedian?

Bruised feelings over hair loss due to an auto-immune medical condition.

Meanwhile, over in Eastern Europe, thousands of innocent victims are losing much more than their hair.

A homeless, drug-addicted, junkie being interviewed on camera for YouTube recently, described his medical conditions. His thick, curly locks, cascaded down his sleep-deprived face as his hernia-ravaged body slumped over. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

Oscars Boycott? No Problem….

…I have not been watching these awards shows for the past 10 years regardless of race. You know what else I’ve naturally boycotted my entire life? Football games.(unless I was paid to play a football fan). That’s right! I guess that makes me a BAD American (oh well!). When I saw the movie “Concussion” with the other 4 people in the entire theater, I thought to myself, the movie industry is REALLY getting desperate for subjects in movies nowadays. (I’m going to write a screenplay and call it “Cavity” where the main premise of the film will center around a bubble gum blowing team whose members are all losing their teeth. I’m guessing it won’t be nominated for an Academy Award either. Oh well.) At any rate, Will Smith gets a standing ovation from me because I’d have read that script and would not have been able to keep a straight face no matter how much they’d be paying me. (Will….if “Cavity” gets made (on YOUR DIME) I’ll nominate you like there’s no tomorrow….and we can make a whole series of OBVIOUS titled films with political messages that highlight the STUPIDITY and BLATANT ARROGANCE of American culture…here I have a few: “Rusty Pipe” – a story about the water contamination of low income people in Flint, MI – “Obesity” – the story of Chris Christie stuffing his face – and “Alcoholic” – the story of Sean Penn trying to be a journalist. Lord Help Us. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.










Annie…..Life of a Thug

Check this out. Cameron Diaz is set to play Miss Hannigan in the LATEST remake of the Broadway musical Annie (I remember the film version distinctly – I auditioned for it in New York City at the Plaza Hotel back in the 20th Century – my memoir of the devastation from that traumatic event is…”in the works”as they say in “the biz”.) It was at this audition where I learned first hand that merit and talent goes out the window when someone else has MAJOR connections. POSER “Annies” made it through to the last rounds of the audition while myself and other more qualified “Annies” were passed over like an abandoned orphan at the local orphanage. Whatever. At least I got a free lunch and made friends with some girls from Long Island. Lesson learned. But today’s LATEST AND GREATEST version of Annie has a slight twist. According to the web, it’s looking like the new Annie will be African-American and played by Quenzhane WallisShe’s the little girl that was called  the “C” word -(“C ***” ) by some highly STUPID and MISOGYNISTIC idiots from some “trying to be funny but NOT succeeding” entity that afterward BACK PEDDLED and took the language off the Tweet they posted. (Wonder what happened to them? Let me guess….they got married and had kids. Hmmmmmmm.) All I can say is that I wish the best of luck to the new cast and producer Jay-Z.  (And Mr. Carter – should you find yourself in the presence of those LOSERS who posted that ugly and uncalled for tweet you have my permission to kick their A****. Just Sayin’. The sun WILL come out tomorrow – bet your bottom. God is Good – All the Time. Blessings. Amen.

Quenzhane Wallis, best actress nominee for her role in "Beasts of the SouthernWild", at the Academy Awards (Lucas Jackson/Reuters).


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