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Even OPRAH …. she’s not immune..

It’s a crazy feeling when you’re about to go OVER THE EDGE. Too much pressure surrounding you, the anxiety peaks, you feel trapped, forced into a corner…. you feel like your head is going to crack open, you can’t handle the stress and you just want to run down the street naked…..it’s enough to make Oprah want to have her producer block anyone from speaking to her ONLY IF IT is a PRIORITY.  (HOW do Oprah’s producers DO it?!? May GOD BLESS THEM.)

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5 Reasons Pinocchio is Cooler Than Lance Armstrong

Five Reasons Pinocchio is Cooler Than Lance Armstrong

1. He’s much more charming. His big blue eyes are more sympathetic and you want to like him. Lance appears crazy and tweaked out.

2. He didn’t waste Cheryl Crow’s time.

3. Two nights weren’t wasted with Oprah interviewing him about what everyone already knew.

4. He’s more sanitary. He wears white gloves.

5. He’s a much better puppet. His handlers knew exactly what they were doing and didn’t take over a decade to reveal pulling his strings.

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