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A Dog’s Butt Looks Better Than Felicity Huffman’s Face and Soul

March 14, 2019

When someone is UGLY on the inside, they are automatically UGLY on the outside. Take this hideous, scandalous, leather faced, CRIMINAL – Felicity Huffman. (with really HORRID plastic surgery by the way…seriously Felicity? With all your money that’s the best plastic surgery you could get?!?) Calling this broad a dog would be a compliment. Jesus! It’s amazing the movie cameras still work after filming her! And she’s SO freaking ENTITLED too. Disgusting. Horrible. Pathetic. Hey SAT writers! Add a NEW analogy to the test: Example: spoiled rich entitled LAZY brats are to the elite Hollywood crowd: the aesthetics of Felicity Huffman’s face are to

a) a dog’s anus

b) a bad make up day for Caitlyn Jenner

c) the lead character in the movie Mask

d) ALL OF THE ABOVE. Her face would break every mirror in the prison. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

GROSS! YUCK! (*Warning: Don’t eat while you view this hideous broad’s face- may cause sickness)
Woof! Damn. I thought I was ugly! Compared to her I should be on the cover of Vogue! Woof!

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They’re goin’ down, down, down…….

December 13, 2018

So, “devoted family man” Michael Cohen is going to prison. No kidding. Maybe Michael will be singing that Top 10 “going down, down, down…..” chorus by the now admittedly mentally ill, New Jersey, international superstar Bruce Springsteen, when Michael sits in his cell. Maybe Donald “grab ’em by the pussy” Trump will be singing it too.  God Bless America. And so it is. Amen. 

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If Baron Trump Was Christine Blasey Ford

October 2, 2018
Something to Ponder (Purely Hypothetical): Some drunken frat-boy does to Barron Trump what was done to Christine Blasey-Ford. Years pass by, and that same drunken frat-boy is up for the Supreme Court spot while Barron Trump continues to have a restraining order against his father and still refuses to speak to his “it’s just locker talk” mother. Would that same drunken frat-boy have his Supreme Court nomination withdrawn? Just some food (not beer) for thought. And So It Is. God Bless America. Amen.

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Career Over By Playing THE VICTIM in Real Life

August 25, 2018

Jimmy Bennett is a manipulator. Not only is he a a manipulator, he is also a very stupid, greedy one. Asking for 3.5 million dollars after having sex with someone who shouldn’t have been having sex with him  is showing how greedy he really is.

Was he penetrated? Did he get pregnant? No? Well then guess what. He got PAID for having his dick sucked by someone who should not have been sucking it. He had sex and got PAID $350,000.000 for having sex. He was not penetrated. He did not get pregnant. 

These VICTIMS (REAL VICTIMS) of the Roman Catholic Church WERE penetrated and some WERE impregnated in MANY regions of the world and DID NOT ASK FOR and DID NOT RECEIVE 3.5 million or $350,000 bucks. So little SPOILED GREEDY BRAT Jimmy Bennett; save your money wisely because your career is over and you’ll now be known as a money-obsessed manipulator for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. And So It Is. Amen.

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Who Has LESS Rabid Diseases?

March 26, 2018

…..Wife of Donald “Grab Em By the Pussy” – Having Unprotected Sex With Countless People – Trump, OR a rabid raccoon? I’m going with the raccoon. First of all, the raccoon doesn’t have to COVER UP all his or her adulterous UNPROTECTED sexual encounters. When “wifey mother” Melanoma (she LOOKS like a cancer) Trump USES the “protect MY “precious” son”  routine …… …..then we can think about all the “protection” (puke) of HER “PRECIOUS” (puke again) son when she was DISMISSING her PIG husband’s sexual assault comments  She puts the SLOW in “Slovenian”. Also, have these ANTI-POLITICALLY-CORRECT-ADVOCATES ever thought about all the STD’s (AIDS, HIV, HPV, etc. etc. etc.) they and their COVER UPS have SPREAD over the LAST FEW DECADES? These rabid PIGS and their semen-dumping receptacle “live in denial” WIVES MAKE PEOPLE SICK.  God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

 

 

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Dana Loesch’s Husband Never Jerked Off to Porn

February 25, 2018

Glorified, glamorized, dropped-out-of-college-to-have-a-baby, conservative, Christian-raised, NRA (National RIFLE!!!!! Association) advocate Dana Loesch wants everybody to think her husband (whoever he is – nobody cares) NEVER EVER EVER jerked off to porn or watched young girls get raped on a screen (aka PORN) while his dick got hard. That’s right! “Family Values!”(aka “keep ’em barefoot and pregnant because we just dump semen in a hole and hit the strip club and go to shooting practice” Donald “Grab ’em by the Pussy” is the president y’all) Missouri -schooled, my-kid-will-never-end-up-a-school-shooter-or-get-shot-at-school, mother Dana Loesch SUPPORTS and ADVOCATES for the NRA. (Say “YEEEEE HAAA!!!!!) Well HOW ELSE IS AN UNEDUCATED BREEDER GOING TO GET ON TV AND BECOME A BRAND (Kellyanne CONway did!!!!) ?!?!?!? DUH! God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

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Ego-Driven-Cro-Magnons IN POWER

February 18, 2018

Hey everybody! It’s OFFICIAL! Marco Rubio could CARE LESS about ANYBODY BUT HIMSELF. Think of all the time and energy it takes for him trying to  COVER UP that LEVEL OF STUPIDITY on a regular basis. It’s almost as disgusting as all the time and energy it takes for that TRUMP creature to cover up all his affairs and degradation of females. 

Prayers to all the victims and families of the latest shooting of the daily, weekly, and monthly shootings that occur thanks to the ego-driven-cro-magnons that are in power. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

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“A TOUGH time for HIM………”

February 14, 2018

……says Donald “grab ’em by the pussy” Trump, about former White House staff secretary Rob Porter. Trumpty Dumpty goes on to say, “…..hopefully he has a GREAT career ahead of him.”

I don’t know about you, but I’m all “broken up” (rolling eyes) about “poor”, “poor”, “poor”, ol’ Rob Porter. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Actually, there is one industry that would REALLY love to have Mr. Porter come on board for his “new”, “GREAT!”, “career”. That’s an industry where glamorizing rape, misogyny, and domestic violence, is COMMON. In fact, should one argue against the “boys will be boys”, “it’s just locker talk” ideology, one is just brushed to the side and considered to be “crazy”. God Bless America. And So It Is. Amen.

 

 

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Yeah No Kidding.

October 10, 2017

Hmmmm. Let’s see. The POTUS thinks that “grab ’em by the pussy” is a fun night out. So do MANY, MANY, MANY more (TOO many to list). And So It Is. God Bless America. Amen.

 

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LEAN back.

August 23, 2017

So this Harrison Garcia  gets 30 Years in prison for essentially doing what “NJ Saint” (ahem.cough, cough) Jon Bon Jovi and his manager did back in the 80’s.

Wow. To be white and male …..

…..and to be so SHELTERED and BABIED in that WHITE, SUBURBAN, New Jersey-Italian-American-Catholic-Sicilian-Mafia-Puppet culture that brainwashes you to believe that only “those” “bad” people are on drugs….and that YOUR offspring  won’t end up like “those” “bad” people. (GASP! Heavens NO!) But that’s what happens when your STAY-AT-HOME-MOTHER-WIFEY, who, LIKE A TRAINED SEAL, SMILES for the camera to make sure everything APPEARS as picture “perfect”, ENABLES, TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK, ENABLES, and then TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK, so that her “family man” (best of luck with the heroin addiction Stephanie), “Soul Kitchen” (ahem.puke.vomit), husband Jon Bon Jovi does whatever MEDIOCRE-talent-rockstars, who, cash in on their magazine-looks and use FAMILY CONNECTIONS to evade criminal punishment do when they’re on the road.

Let’s just hope the Bongiovis (yeah, that’s the originalDSC05296.jpegarticle-2255977-16B8BE45000005DC-142_634x477.jpgUnknown.jpeg spelling) don’t have a lot of rope around their house. God Bless America. And so it is. AMEN.

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