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He’s Diseased, But Thrilled About His Hair

Millionaire Jada Pinkett Smith was recently miffed when raunchy, historically-classless, stand-up comic Chris Rock insulted her while doing his act on live nationally broadcast television this week at the Academy Awards ceremony. Jada Pinkett Smith’s “family man”, millionaire husband, reacted by approaching the comic and then physically assaulting him, in real time, while cameras were rolling. The seasoned actor, Mr. Jada Pinkett Smith, who has been a paid entertainment professional for the past several decades, proceeded to give an acceptance speech for his first Academy Award.

What, pray tell, was the impetus for Mr. Jada Pinkett Smith’s physical attack on the known insult-comedian?

Bruised feelings over hair loss due to an auto-immune medical condition.

Meanwhile, over in Eastern Europe, thousands of innocent victims are losing much more than their hair.

A homeless, drug-addicted, junkie being interviewed on camera for YouTube recently, described his medical conditions. His thick, curly locks, cascaded down his sleep-deprived face as his hernia-ravaged body slumped over. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

Oscars Boycott? No Problem….

…I have not been watching these awards shows for the past 10 years regardless of race. You know what else I’ve naturally boycotted my entire life? Football games.(unless I was paid to play a football fan). That’s right! I guess that makes me a BAD American (oh well!). When I saw the movie “Concussion” with the other 4 people in the entire theater, I thought to myself, the movie industry is REALLY getting desperate for subjects in movies nowadays. (I’m going to write a screenplay and call it “Cavity” where the main premise of the film will center around a bubble gum blowing team whose members are all losing their teeth. I’m guessing it won’t be nominated for an Academy Award either. Oh well.) At any rate, Will Smith gets a standing ovation from me because I’d have read that script and would not have been able to keep a straight face no matter how much they’d be paying me. (Will….if “Cavity” gets made (on YOUR DIME) I’ll nominate you like there’s no tomorrow….and we can make a whole series of OBVIOUS titled films with political messages that highlight the STUPIDITY and BLATANT ARROGANCE of American culture…here I have a few: “Rusty Pipe” – a story about the water contamination of low income people in Flint, MI – “Obesity” – the story of Chris Christie stuffing his face – and “Alcoholic” – the story of Sean Penn trying to be a journalist. Lord Help Us. God Bless America. And so it is. Amen.

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